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Ismalura   

A somali guy decides to visit the family of his wife (reer xididkiis) and takes with him one of his cousins. The two guys are received warmly at their inlaws...guri baa la fadhiisiyay and they were brought food (soor). After bringing the soor the lady who who was serving them got a continer of sugab (ghee) that was hanging from the roof of the hut and added it to the soor.As she added the subag the two guys trying to seem polite and not greedy asked her to stop adding and insisted that the it was enough... the usual processes of the host insisting to add more and the guest politely declining went on for a minute and than the lady gave in and decided to take the container back to hang it on the roof. Now as you may imagine the added subag was less than desired and as the guys eat the soor they realized that it was mostly dry now. The guys were tempted that there was a container full of ghee hanging in the hut and there was no one else in there so they decided to add some more ghee after all no one needed to know. So they stood up to tie down the container and in between the hurry and their farsamo laan they dropped the container and the ghee was al over the food, the gogol and the floor. At that point the inlaw (kii gabdha qabay) passed out of embarrassment and the other one just sat there with his mouth open. When the people come in to check on them they saw the mess and upon asking what happened the cousin replied....

 

Ninkii xil dhibahayayna dhimay kii kalana halkanuu soo dhafooro weynyahay !

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Ismalura   

Another one...

 

A ree baadiye guy with little knowldage of the religion was in a mosque when he heard the Sheekh talking about the importance of sadaqa. The Sheekh said that anything you pay in the way of Allah will not only come back to you but Allah will increase it for you. Out if lexjeclo to increase his xoolo the guy decided to donate all of his adhi (goats and sheep). Days turned in to weeks and months as the guy waited for the replacements and more. Meanwhile he started suffering from stomachache and he waited and waited but nothing was froth coming. many moths later he got some adhi and they increased in size and a few years later he had a lot more than he donated. Years later he went to another masjid and he heard another Sheekh saying the same thing... he turned to the people sitting around him and said " Xoolaha badalkood iyo ka badanba waad heli lakiin calool xanuun baa ka soo horeeeya." Apparently he thought that stomachache was part of the processes. I am guessing that he didn't donate anything on that day.

 

Now come on that is funny, right?

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Showqi   

Originally posted by Ismalura:

Days turned in to weeks and months as the guy waited for the replacements and more. Meanwhile he started suffering from stomachache and he waited and waited but nothing was froth coming.

Sheekadu halkaas markay ii marayso. Ayaan waxaan ka baqday in inta uu masaajidka ku noqdo, uu Sheekhii Feedh iyo Laad kala daalo. Illeeyn waa nin lexjeclo badan oo hadana Calooshii xanuunayso ee.

 

Laakiin sheekadii meel fiican ayey ku dhamaatay.

 

" Xoolaha badalkood iyo ka badanba waad heli lakiin calool xanuun baa ka soo horeeeya.".

:D:D:D

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wyre   

Taleexi;686044 wrote:
Wallaahi inuu Sheekha feedh kala daalo baan anba ka baqayey, Ismalura si wacan bay ummadii ku kala badbaadisay.

Kadib baan u tagay oon ku iri xoolahaaga waad heli sheeqa ha dilin:p I guess you didn't midhba allaha ka dhigee sheekada ah :D

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