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An Italian, A French and an Indian went for a job interview in England

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An Italian, A French and an Indian went for a job interview in England.

 

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in

English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

 

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.

I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink

day.."

 

The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a

green apple and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.."

 

Last was the Indian: (I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green

green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow").

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An Italian, A English and an Indian were on cargo plane so the pilot says "were overloaded and might go down we need all the passengers throw away something"

 

Italian say "i will throw away some of my pasta as we have enough in my country"

 

Indian says " i will throw away some of rice curries as we have enough in my country"

 

English man grabs the indian throws out of the plane and says we have enough of his kind in my country

 

 

maybe not funny but close to your joke lol

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