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Pucca   

^cute.

 

 

um...beetle, i didnt get that first one, honest i'd google it but i'm too lazy. so what was it about?

 

yea rudy..holiday's get me down too, what say you send me some chocolates??

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umm pucca this is how it goes theirs nothing bout a leggy blonde sorry

 

The man was in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. When there was no food left, another passenger brought what he said was abalone but was really part of the man's wife (who had died in the wreck). The man suspects something fishy, so when they finally return to civilization, he orders abalone, realizes that what he ate before was his wife, and kills himself. (In a slight variant, from Stories With Holes, he simply faints rather than killing himself.)

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