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Endeavour

Islamic pick up lines

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"OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to

marry me."

 

2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have

forgotten to tell you."

 

3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

 

4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."

 

5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

 

6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will

go one-on-one our entire life."

 

7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to

do my part..."

 

8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my

deen?"

 

9."Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

 

10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person

from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

 

11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

 

12. Can I have your wali's phone number?

 

13. So, read any good Surahs lately?

 

14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what

I'm hereafter.

 

15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

 

16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you

walk in the room

 

17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we

testified Allah was our lord

 

And the best-ever Muslim pick up line is:

 

"Is yo dad a terrorist, cuz u da bomb!!"

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haldhaa   

that was very funny you are a genius to collect all that jokes but I have one question for you

 

 

"Is yo dad a terrorist, cuz u da bomb!!"

what if she says? yes he is a terrorist.

what would you do then?

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nemo   

These two made me laugh :D

Originally posted by Endeavour:

9."Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

 

"Is yo dad a terrorist, cuz u da bomb!!"

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