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Wadaad 'chat up' lines...

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Sumaya3   

Hilarious and claver :D:D:D

19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

 

20. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.

24. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!

 

25. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

 

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