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The Tale of an Italian who went on a holiday to the USA

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an italian was asked about his holiday to the US and this is what he had to say



I'ma come here to a hotel.


I go down to eat soma breakfast.


I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast.


He bringa me only onea piss........


I tella him I wanna two piss....


He say, go to the toilet.


I say you no unnerstan'. I wanna two piss ona my plate.....


He say you better no piss ona a plate you sonna ma bi*tch!


I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!!....


Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant....


The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock.....


I say I wanna 'fock'.....


She tella me everybody wanna fork....


I say, you no unnerstan'...I wanna fock on the table.


She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bi*tch!


I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sonna ma bi*tch!


So I go back to my hotel, an' there's no sheet on my bed....


I calla the manager an' tella him I wanna sheet on the bed.


He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bi*tch!


I don't even know the man an' he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!


So I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you....


I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bi*tch!


I go back to Italy.....


I canna look at my owna Pissa there

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