What makes 100%?

[Simple_Sista]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to

give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in

life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you

answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While

Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get

you there, it's the Bullshit and *** kissing that will put you over

the top .

 

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his achievements.

In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President,

who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:

 

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

 

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

 

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

[muunad]

guess that's why suckups always get more credit and acknowledgement then those who do enough for satisfactory.