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Nephissa   

A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.

 

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

 

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

 

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

 

He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

 

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."

 

:D

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-Lily-   

lol

 

i remember one night i was at a wedding, and this woman was walking home because she lived close by, and my aunt was like, wait up, you don't want to get raped or attcked. the lady is like 55 and she replies, oh no worries, 'abal aan ugo qaba' even if i does happen. it reminded me of the granny.

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