Only in Africa

[Se7en]

[Som@li]

Only In Africa series!

 

[Viking]

ONLY IN AMERICA

 

 

 

 

 

Belly-button piercing anyone?

 

[Viking]

ONLY IN AMERICA cont...

 

 

Ironic mum??

 

Break thisrecord??

 

Extra ice-cubes??

[Som@li]

lol , very good viking,that is America 4 sure.

[BlueEpocha]

LOOOOOOOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS ONLY IN AFRICA loooooooool, DANGER AHEAD FASTEN SAFTY BELT N REMOVE DENTURES thats funny,looool stay in your car thats hilarious. NEEDED THE LAUGH THANKS.

[checkmate]

 

Only In Africa

 

In a restaurant in Zambia:

"Open seven days a week and weekends."

 

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:

"No trespassing without permission."

 

On a window of a Nigerian shop:

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?."

 

On a poster in Ghana:

"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."

 

In a hotel in Mozambique:

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

 

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:

"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."

 

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:

"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

 

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:

"Risk of electric shock - Do not activate with wet hands."

 

In a Botswana jewellery shop:

"Ears pierced while you wait."

 

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:

"Mental Health Prevention Centre."

 

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:

"No children allowed!"

 

In a cemetery in Uganda:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

 

In a Malawi hotel:

"It is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."

 

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:

"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live together in one

tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."

 

In a Namibian nightclub:

"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."

 

In a photo studio in Chitungwiza (Zimbabwe):

"Photos taken while you wait

[Intel]

Originally posted by checkmate:

"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."