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A man's out-of-state business trip is suddenly cancelled, and he's at home with a nervous wife. The couple goes to bed, but at midnight the telephone rings. The man answers it. "Hello?" "What?" asked the husband. "How should I know? I live in Phoenix."

 

He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it, dear?" The husband replies, "Just a wrong number. Some ***** wanted to know if the coast was clear."

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^^ The man called to find out if the 'coast is clear' i.e if hubby's out of town :D

 

Here's sililar one:

 

Nude couple are in bed smoking when the phone rings. The woman answers and smiles after speaking to the caller. The man in bed with her asks who the caller was and she replies: "It was my husband"

The man asks "is he nearby?" She answers "He said he's still playing cards with you". :D

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