Cuchullin Posted April 28, 2005 About a decade or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Somalis had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Somali community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Somali community. If the Somali won, the Somali could stay. If the Pope won, the Somali would leave. The Somali realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Faraax Jamax to represent them. farax asked for one additional condition to the debate. , neither side would be allowed to talk( No Italian you see). The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came. Faraax Jamac and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Farax looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. farax pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Farax pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay." An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?" Meanwhile, the Somali community had crowded around Farax Jamax. "What happened?", they asked. "Well," said Farax, "First he said to me that the Somalis had three days to get out of here. I told him to f *@ k off and not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Somalis. I let him know that we were staying right here." "Yes, and then???", asked the crowd. "I don't know", said Farax, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!! And then he said that we could stay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somali_Patriot Posted April 29, 2005 "Yes, and then???", asked the crowd. "I don't know", said Farax, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!! And then he said that we could stay." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wind.talker Posted April 29, 2005 Originally posted by Cuchullin: Meanwhile, the Somali community had crowded around Farax Jamax. "What happened?", they asked. "Well," said Farax, "First he said to me that the Somalis had three days to get out of here. I told him to f *@ k off and not one of us was leaving. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Das some of the funniest $hit I ever heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted May 1, 2005 HAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE,TALK ABOUT A TYPICAL AFRICAN BOY :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted May 1, 2005 oh man! the Sikhs! give it away!! lol... ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted May 1, 2005 LOL funny, i've heard it before in another version. makes me laugh everytime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bess. Posted May 2, 2005 "I don't know", said Farax, "He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!! And then he said that we could stay. lol......that was a killer one..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Jeezy Posted May 4, 2005 I read the pakistani version. it is some funny story. sometimes being clueless can help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
