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A cork radio station was running a competition -words that werent in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was tripe to Bali.

DJ:96FM HERE, whats your name?

Caller: Hi, My name's Dave.

DJ;;; Dave what's your Word?

Caller:; Goan.... spelt as G-O-A-N,Pronounced go-an

DJ;;; You are correct,Dave,goan isnt in the dictionary. Now for trip to Bali. What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

Caller.. Goan f**k yourself.

the DJ cut the caller short and took other calls,all unsuccessful until:

DJ:96FM, Whats your name?

caller: Hi, me name's jeff.

DJ; jeff, whats your word?

Caller: smee.. spelt S-M-E-E,Pronouced smee.

Dj: You are correct, jeff,smee is nt in the dictionary . Now for a trip to Bali: what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

CALLER: smee again! Goan f**k yourself

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