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A man escapes

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salam caleykum?

 

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks

>into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He

>orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

>

> While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the

>neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

>

> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an

>escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in

>jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

>

> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just

>give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is

>probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,

>honey. I love you"

>

> To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering

>in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we

>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

>

> I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

 

so hey what you think about that?

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ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah..looooooooooooooool.... this gotta be the funniest joke i've ever came across with...ahahahahhaha....rollin' to the floor... :D:D:D

 

damn i wonder what the man's face looked like when he heard his wife.aahhaahahahhaahahah....

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