LadyMo Posted March 5, 2004 Here's a lil joke my sis sent me thought I'd share wit ya'll. This will teach u all about Economics: TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. Both of them are MAD. ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS You have a cow and a bull, you let the cow be President and the bull be Prime Minister and let them blame each other for the state the country is in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted March 5, 2004 This is racism Where are all the :mad: African COWS? FUNNY THO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted March 6, 2004 somaliland economics You have two cows. both cows belong to riyaale his cousin imports both cows to dubai then he imports milk from dubai and sells it on fixed price! puntland economics you have two cows. one cow straves to death other is coloned by north korean scientists colon cows eats the other! somalia ecnomics. you have two cows. both stray to no mans land between 2 warlords each side is watching the cows from their positions with guns drawn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyMo Posted March 8, 2004 Loool Rudy ur a comedian pal! Brilliant twist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted March 9, 2004 lool @ rudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tahliil Posted March 9, 2004 That was funny too Rudy but a slight difference here: SOMALI ECONOMICS: Of course u start out with 2 skinny cows u send one to claim a welfare check and the other over to the 14th peace conference to win it all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
