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Bush and Condaleesa rice .....funniest joke ever

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George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

>Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

>George: "Great. Lay it on me."

>Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

>George: "That's what I want to know."

>Condoleeza: "Yes." what I'm telling you."

>George: "I mean the fellow's name."

>Condoleeza: "Hu."

>George: "The guy in China."

>Condoleeza: "Hu."

>George: "The new leader of China."

>Condoleeza: "Hu."

>George: "The Chinaman!"

>Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

>George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

>Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

>George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

>Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

>George: "That's whose name?"

>Condoleeza: "Yes."

>George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

>George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

>Condoleeza: "That's correct."

>George: "Then who is in China?"

>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

>George: "Yassir is in China?"

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>Condoleeza: "No, sir."

>

>George: "Then who is?"

>

>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

>

>George: "Yassir?"

>

>Condoleeza: "No, sir."

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>George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of

>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

>George: "No, thanks."

>Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

>George: "No."

>Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

>George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And

>then get me the U.N."

>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

>George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

>George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

>Condoleeza: "And call who?"

>George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

>Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

>George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

>George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

>Condoleeza: "Kofi."

>George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

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Liqaye   

:D:D:D:D

 

mizz unique has a sense of humor.

 

what next...... huh a pig is wearing a pilots uniform.

 

 

jus kiddin loved it

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