An interview with a Gangsta Xaliimo....@

[Liar Liar Liar]

ZZup peepz.... Finally there comes an interview with a Xaliimo....Hold ya breaths .. the Xaliimo, that is being interviewed is LADY DIGSI GUBATAY, she is not an everyday Xaliimo, this one is a gangsta Haliimo...Hope it makeZ ya Laugh.... ;D ;D ;D

 

interview begins:

 

Liar Liar Liar:

 

FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

WAAR DEE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU YIDHI, APART FROM ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABADHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT MY BIG FUTTO, MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYDH SKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL THREE , MY PHONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS BLING BLINGIN.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN.. ?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER SKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG FUUTO KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID, MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, STUPIDHYOOW URAYAA.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO..... ?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,I NEED A FAARAX PART THREE, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE PERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN "BAG THAT TING UP"

WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG,

IYO KUWA KALOO ,OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY;

WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY BIG FUTTO IS STILL DHUXUL.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

DO U LIKE SEX?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

I LIKE HAVIN SIGS WITH STONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA

ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE..?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY;

WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI.

 

Liar Liar Liar:

I HAERD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A LIL FREE STYLE FOR US.

 

DIGSI GUBATAY:

KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA

 

EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO, AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO OR FUTTO ,CHECK IT.

 

 

U AIN'T HAEVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO.

WITH A FUNNY FUTTO.

U GOT LEGS LIKE BAASTO.

AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO.

BARE FAARXZ CALL U URAYSO.

CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO

U THE LOCAL DHILO.

MAN DEM CALL U FIDHIQO.

U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO.

BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW IS IS U R SHARMUTO

 

LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS.

U HAVE NO CLASS.

U MAKE ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS.

CUZ U IS DUMB AZZ.

U STUPIDH NACCAS.

 

U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ.

UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BLAQ.

FROM DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ.

WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ DHOTOQ

UR S!!L IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ

DATS Y THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ.

 

MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR.

URS LOOK LIKA DOOFAAR.

PLUS HE IS GOT A BIDAAR.

AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR.

SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR.

QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR.

U FUKKIN XIMAAR.

 

OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD.

CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID.

U FUKIN FUTTO BALAADH.

MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH.

AND U SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH.

 

ME AND AND MY BIG FUTTO KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH OUR DIRICS ON.

AND OUR GOOGARADS ON.

WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON.

CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON.

EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON.

LET A FAARAX HOP ON.

 

U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO,

U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME,

CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME.

 

 

HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO.

WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS.

 

ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA FIG FUTTO CREW

 

CAASHA BADI WAYN

AMINA DHUXULAY

FAADUMO ILKA DHEER

KHADRA LIX DHAKO

LAYLA LUG YAR

SAMIIRA SAN WAYN

FAADUMA FIDHIQO

FARDOWZA FOOLXUN

 

I'M DONE

 

Liar Liar Liar:

DAMN SIS, U KILED IT, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO U R HEAAAAAAAAAAVY. N E WAY THNX FOR THAT AND SEE U AROUND

 

interview is done

 

 

Thanx To Da Gangsta Xaliimo!!!!

 

 

Triple.........L @back from an AWOL..

[ZOLA]

LOL...i posted this piece before but i guess the admins deleted it or something....

 

A.A

[Gediid]

That was X-Hilarious.........Good Shiidh dheh....

[Macalin]

^^Ladies N gentle Men..ur future LEADERS^^

[LuCkY]

That was extremeLy funny.TaLk about gangsta-ghetto.

[Yasima]

[MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH.

/QUOTE]

 

defenitely disgusting!!

Who ever did this was creatively bad minded

[Xafsa]

Good stuff.....looool