inan yaban Posted September 5, 2003 Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.so glad that this is my last damn child support payment.I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell that b-i-t-c-h that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me. I want you to tell me the _expression on that b-i-t-c-h's face."My baby girl took the check over to her.was so anxious to hear what the b-i-t-c-h had to say and what she looked like. my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "What did that b-i-t-c-h have to say?" << << << << << << << << << << << "TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU AIN'T MY FATHER......" 2) Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there Nancy"? "My goldfish died" , replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him". The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it"? Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your f-u-c-k-i-n' cat". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
