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YO MaMa jokes!

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- Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"


- Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.


- Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.


- Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.


- Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.



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