underdog Posted June 9, 2003 A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent-sistah Posted June 9, 2003 looooooooooooooolzzzz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Posted June 10, 2003 lololol....keeps it rolling.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 11, 2003 LOooooooooooooooooooooooooL Blonde joke miyey dheheen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 11, 2003 underdog - read this one sxb -- A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went to the police, they questioned him as to what happened. He said, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted June 11, 2003 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK....Cidaan mugooo waa loo dhameeye maa tiraahdaa...lool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted June 11, 2003 LOL....thats good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuNsHyNe Posted June 11, 2003 LOL!!! Blonds..do we considor somali girls that dyed their hair blond and then turn out like this yellow burned custard coloud as blonds!! lol!! Are they just as dumb!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by SuNsHyNe: LOL!!! Blonds..do we considor somali girls that dyed their hair blond and then turn out like this yellow burned custard coloud as blonds!! lol!! Are they just as dumb!! I know what you mean...Beyonce colour aa la raadinaa and it turns out to be yellow orange..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted June 11, 2003 i have been wondering about it!! sometimes though, similarities r so close, its scary>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
