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SOMALI FIREMAN

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LOOOOL AIGHT SO I LIED. THIS AINT ABOUT A SOMALI FIREMAN BUT A JAMAICAN, BUT WHO KNOW'S SOME DAY SOMEWHERE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN LOL. AIGHT HERE IT GOES.

 

A Jamaican FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know sup'm, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:

 

BELL 1 ring and we put on we jackets,

BELL 2 ring and we slide down the pole,

BELL 3 ring and we jump up on the fire truck ready to go.

 

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip

naked.

 

When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump ina bed.

And when I say BELL 3, we going to mek love all

night."

 

The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1,"

 

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2," the wife jumped into bed.

 

When he yelled "BELL 3," they began making love.

 

After a few minutes the "wife" yelled "BELL 4"

"What the rass is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAN" SHE replied,"YUH NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!

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Jaabir   

i dont know about a fireman, but i have been stopped by a somali cop in Toronto lol.. he was like.. License and registration Saaxib lol.. he was cool though..

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