Kool_Kat Posted March 18, 2003 When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J.C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee." I asked, "Well, then why are you crying?" He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." I asked again, "Well so why are you crying?" He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am." I asked yet again, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" He sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 18, 2003 awww, poor guy The title should be changed to "A sex addict and cook" that makes more sense. every guys dream to have a young, horny, good cookin' wife! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
