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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5

passengers on board but only

4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA

basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.... So he took

the first pack and left the plane. The second

passenger, Hillary Clinton,

said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also

the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a

potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped

out of the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President

of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the

leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in

American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the

pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old

school boy, "I am old and

frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my

life and let you have the last parachute." The boy said, "It's OK, there's

a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."



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lol lol lol yo illmatic that was funny.

i wonder if after everything with bush now would the american ppl select him a second year.

yo watch the central comedy channel they make so much fun of him and it's so hillarious when they focus on his words.

thanx for the laugh though.

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glad u enjoyed pple.



this pple are so slow, i won't be surprise if they pick him this time too.


peace ya

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