commonsense Posted April 30, 2002 Enjoy this one ppl. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = unwanted pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted May 1, 2002 THIS IS DEFINETLY SOO TRUE.. I AGREE,,, WOMEN SURE DO LOOK UGLY IN THE MORNING!..AND YOU CAN NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT! GOOD ONES COMMONSENSE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barliin Posted May 1, 2002 ur funny and maybe true maybe but for the othere guy who said woman are ugly in the morning i guess u sleep with ur make up on coz we dont and if i was you i would not call that ugly i would calld that natural wich is some thing MTV made u forget Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
commonsense Posted May 1, 2002 Shakira, Underneath your make up there is endless story..lol Anyway it's a joke, I wouldn't diss my own species (women). It's suppose to be funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted May 1, 2002 looool..commonsense, th eonly difference when I wake up is i am all swollen....I guess he is getting double sized...if u look at its profit for him....coz he is getting double sized lips, double sized behind, double sized chest.....so he can't complain but be happy...right??? ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
commonsense Posted May 1, 2002 Hibo, Are you saying he will go to sleep with a sardine and wake up with the Hump back whale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted May 1, 2002 lol @ commonsense those are true and funy for sho....keep 'em coming sis lol @hibo shaydaan maa dacas kula dhaco ani waaba yaabe xaa kubar bariyay 1 luv ------------------ "Prayer is man's greatest means of trapping the infinite resources of God." - J. Edgar Hoover Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
