wyre Posted January 31, 2013 TO IMPRESS A WOMAN.... Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.......................... & TO IMPRESS A MAN... Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV..!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somalee Posted January 31, 2013 Lol . What sort of a woman is being impressed here though? Depends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waranle_Warrior Posted January 31, 2013 Lol It shows how woman are more stable and need more time and effort to win them over while a man's brain is irrational and dwell on quick, temporary short living matters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 31, 2013 wyre, sxb. your love life is a pathetic joke and it doesn't help when you post silly threads about how to impress a chick. nice guys come last sxb. you're too nice and these creatures will only take pity on you. i was like you once a upon a time. i get them easy these days because i'm not nice to them. i don't try to impress them with all of the above that you've mentioned. e.g this chick is mad about me at the moment. she's besotted with Al too. i don't like her at all. i'm not too impressed by her attempts either. its a little silly, actually. but she won't leave me alone. i'm getting a little impatient with her tantrums. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coofle Posted February 1, 2013 Dumarku markay ku rabaan wax ka qosol, kaftan iyo farxad badan lama arkin....Marka ayna ku rabina no matter what you do, marmarsiyo iyo mukur bay raaxada kaaga qaadayaan...Make her want you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coofle Posted February 1, 2013 Alpha Blondy;914509 wrote: wyre, sxb. your love life is a pathetic joke and it doesn't help when you post silly threads about how to impress a chick. nice guys come last sxb. you're too nice and these creatures will only take pity on you. i was like you once a upon a time. i get them easy these days because i'm not nice to them. i don't try to impress them with all of the above that you've mentioned. e.g this chick is mad about me at the moment. she's besotted with Al too. i don't like her at all. i'm not too impressed by her attempts either. its a little silly, actually. but she won't leave me alone. i'm getting a little impatient with her tantrums. nice guys don't get maids....kkkk...nice guys get ladies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted February 1, 2013 ^ walahi i don't have a maid at the moment. you must think i'm some desperate fool. coofle, you know what they say about boroma and maids somaha? LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted February 1, 2013 Alpha Blondy;914509 wrote: wyre, sxb. your love life is a pathetic joke and it doesn't help when you post silly threads about how to impress a chick. nice guys come last sxb. you're too nice and these creatures will only take pity on you. i was like you once a upon a time. i get them easy these days because i'm not nice to them. i don't try to impress them with all of the above that you've mentioned. e.g this chick is mad about me at the moment. she's besotted with Al too. i don't like her at all. i'm not too impressed by her attempts either. its a little silly, actually. but she won't leave me alone. i'm getting a little impatient with her tantrums. Piga ngumi ukutani wewe Utauvunja mkonowe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted February 1, 2013 Waranle_Warrior;914497 wrote: Lol It shows how woman are more stable and need more time and effort to win them over while a man's brain is irrational and dwell on quick, temporary short living matters. On the contrary, WW men are straight-forward and simple and women are MAD (see Ngonge's hypothesis in the other thread). Consider everyday things like the drive thru ATM: MALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to the cash machine. * 2 Put down your car window. * 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN. * 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. * 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt * 6 Put window up * 7 Drive off FEMALE PROCEDURE * 1 Drive up to cash machine * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down * 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. * 5 Turn the radio down * 6 Attempt to insert card into machine * 7 Attempt to insert card into machine * 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car * 9 Insert card * 10 Re-insert card the right way up * 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page * 12 Enter PIN. * 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. * 14 Enter amount of cash required * 15 Check make up in rear view mirror * 16 Retrieve cash and receipt * 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside * 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook * 19 Re-check make-up again * 20 Drive forward 2 feet * 21 Reverse back to cash machine * 22 Retrieve card * 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided * 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind. * 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off * 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles * 27 Release Parking Break Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
