Joke of the day

[commonsense]

Enjoy this one ppl.

 

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."

She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says "FINE!"

and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming...

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."

The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."

She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"

The Muslim man replies : "Astagfirulla'h!" and he drops her.

[Baydan]

tells ya cant run away from faith she was meant to take that fall.

 

 

[This message has been edited by Baydan (edited 04-19-2002).]

[Hibo]

that was hillarious commonsense...keep them comin'...

 

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"Life is a test.. u either pass or fail"

[Hibo]

loool....

 

Where did you get that?

[Abdinuur]

[Hibo]

lol@commonsense.........that was funny stuff.......

[Hibo]

@@@@@@commonsense loool damn' girl that was funny 1...i'm still laughtin'

 

 

*Sista

 

 

[Jamila79]

gix gix gix

u got more???

 

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[mataan]

looooooooool u cracked me walahi;

that muslim gizza wasnt a somali for sure, otherwise we would have heard 'ALXAMDU-LILAAH'

peace

[Proud_Lady]

looool dat was funny walahi.....loool mataan yea i agree wit u da somalian nigga would've said oh thank god......anyways walahi dat craked me up a still laughin as am typin...keep dem jokes comin gurl

 

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dont hate but jus Holla

[Somalia-sis]

Nice joke man, its made me to luagh lol keep it that way guys.......Allaah Bless us peace and love people..........

[Ayaan8321]

Looooool @ commonsense..

Dat waz a good one sis.

 

[commonsense]

Ok, ok you guys want more here is one more.

 

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner.

One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing.

"We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush.

"Wow", says the guest. "And what are theplans?"

"We gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.

The guest looks to be a bit confused.

"One...dentist?" He says.

"Why will you kill one dentist?"

Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says,

"What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims "

 

[Xannaan]

hey fellas forget about the joke you guys need glases iam loughing at ilhaans i con or graemlins what ever you call them hey ilhaam were did you get that from ow my ow my what a freak baby girl that is funier and what is that face licking some thing or is it my imaginations any way that is funny loooooooooooool

[Iffah]

LOL-Xanaan. You have a good eye girl!

This post was a while ago..& those were the Emoticons being used back then. I miss them runti. They were better wouldn't you say?