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nuune   

hey,I wanna tell u some funny thing but they are real.

 

do you know that:

 

(1)the desert rat can have sex 122 times per hour.

 

(2)Elizabeth Taylor never throws any of her clothes away.

 

(3)french king Louis XIV hated washing so much for he only took bath only once in his life.

 

(4)King George I COULD NOT speak english

 

(5)Russian people use more perfum than any ather country in the world.

 

(6)an Ohio law states that pets have to carry lights on their tails at night.

 

(7)the chinese were the first to use toilet paper.

 

(8)there are no turkey in Turkey.

 

(9)in America there is magazine called "chocolate news" -it comes in a glossy brown cover and actually smells of chocolate.

 

(10)Around nine hundred different chemicals are contained in a cigarette smoke.

 

(11)the female praying Mantis eats her partner after mating,sometimes she eats him while having sex with him.

 

HEY HAVE ANY FUNNY BUT REAL THING

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by nuune (edited 04-11-2002).]

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Hibo   

I was amazed that the desert rat can have sex 122 times per hour,that's horrible,he spent all his life having sex with his mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sorry but where is the humor, i mean dang u said it was suppossed to be a joke. and there wasnt an ounce of humor in those jokes. come on next time tell ud first if it is a joke or pure facts.

just a lil advice for mr. so called funny man.

no offense by the way...if i had hurt yo feelings but its the truth.

peace yall......

hot girl has left yall with her mark.........

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Xannaan   

hey nuune sxb don't post such a thing cuz you never know some of this ladies might expect as to perform just like that rat broo and i think that was good one bro loooooool eheheheheheh :D:D:D

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