Do You Have a Special Skill?

[Alpha Blondy]

interesting question ma istidhi?

 

i'm talking about 'real' skill that has become part and parcel of you. something unique and not many people can do with such easy, you know...like a special skill. LOL

 

Alpha's Skills

 

- ability to sleep for ONLY 4 hrs a night and still get up at 7:00am

- ability to deliver outstanding standing-ovation-type speeches

- ability to balance a coin on my forehead for 3 mins. might as well make use of it....

- ability to perform exoticism using only holy water and jinn resistant garlic.

[xabad]

able to stay without food for six days while functioning.

[Alpha Blondy]

xabad;910233 wrote:

able to stay without food for six days while functioning.

bahasha naaga dee sxb. is that humanly even possible?

[Alpha Blondy]

another amazing 'special skill' i posses is memorising every capital city of every country, nation and people around the world. all 258 of them.

[xabad]

it is more than possible.

[xabad]

what is the capital of CAR and don;t look it

[Alpha Blondy]

central african republic?

 

where the mad emperor bukasa throned himself in the most lavish coronation in the history of mankind. LOL

[Juxa]

Just realised I do not possess special skills

Thank you for depressing me on this dark day

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

I can move my ears while not touching my ears.

[Alpha Blondy]

LOL@juxa,

 

if this was a cry for attention to massage your snow-battered ego then that's exactly what you'll get from me. your impressive array of skills are endless and need i remind you of all your self-serving but community orientated efforts. how many people can do what you do? i thought so! i shall hereby declare you on behalf of the committee for recognising specialist skills, you, Juxa Abdishakur Jelani- Abib of North London as a specialist skill holder. congrats! LOL

 

you ought to be reminded of your true value because the self is consumed by its pursuits of the realities of life. this maybe a dark day for you but for me its dark everyday LOL. rarely do i get a bright day because of my self-imposed solitude but that's peripheral to these proceedings and besides the point. what i'm trying to say Juxa is..... there is nothing wrong in being self-obsessed. in many ways its a good boost for your overall self-esteem.

 

Juxa Abdishakur Jelani-Abib, we love you and we are proud of your achievements. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[somalee]

I remember when I was 1 year and 10 months old and the stuff that happened around me. Unbelievable? Believe it

[Reeyo]

I have non. Never have.

[Alpha Blondy]

Reeyo;910278 wrote:

I have non. Never have.

talentless, hopeless, and useless...three words that best describe your adult life. everybody wants to be special but you've reminded me of the many without a special skill. you might as well shot yourself now and end it all....don't bother waiting for lady luck! LOL

[xabad]

you're extremely impudent and boorish. ru ok mentally? I am having doubts, if you can talk to ladies like that.

[oba hiloowlow]

I started walking when i was 8 months i started talking earlier than most kids as well.