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STOIC   

Hello students and teachers. My Name is Sheikh Shareef. I was the real ruler of Somalia, Chairman of the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces of what was former Islamic court union, Field Marshall, and Former guerrilla commander . I am honored by the invitation to be BU class of 2015.Woof! woof! It's about time you guys invited a real terrorist-turned President to join this great Institution.In a further effort to improve myself I have decided to take this challenge!

 

Be warned, however, that I am not here to blow you up or am I here as a secret agent of any terrorist organization.Am here as a student with a eyes on the prize of the Summa-Cum Laude. There will be no one blown up or any of that nonsense here.

 

You can bet your graduation tassels that I'm not here to impress the American State department or any of the secret agencies surrounding these buildings. You may not like much of what I have to say in class, but if you are tolerant Society you will keep up my freedom of Speech. You will remember it though that you once sat next to President of the only failed state in the world; it is an honor if you may ask. Especially after about three years of lifting up that country out of transition state.. This, it goes without saying, that I'm the most successful president of Somalia.

 

You have heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - becomes terorist. Well I have decided to prove myself that I'm on the good side of history writers;From my days of ICU to the academic corridors of the US. That sounds deliciously successful to me than the feel-good falsehood you read in the papers.Asalm Aleikum and please No tight dresses in class

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Jacpher   

STOIC;908171 wrote:
Hello students and teachers. My Name is Sheikh Shareef. I was the real ruler of Somalia, Chairman of the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces of what was former Islamic court union, Field Marshall, and Former guerrilla commander . I am honored by the invitation to be BU class of 2015.Woof! woof! It's about time you guys invited a real terrorist-turned President to join this great Institution.In a further effort to improve myself I have decided to take this challenge!

 

Be warned, however, that I am not here to blow you up or am I here as a secret agent of any terrorist organization.Am here as a student with a eyes on the prize of the Summa-Cum Laude. There will be no one blown up or any of that nonsense here.

 

You can bet your graduation tassels that I'm not here to impress the American State department or any of the secret agencies surrounding these buildings. You may not like much of what I have to say in class, but if you are tolerant Society you will keep up my freedom of Speech. You will remember it though that you once sat next to President of the only failed state in the world; it is an honor if you may ask. Especially after about three years of lifting up that country out of transition state.. This, it goes without saying, that I'm the most successful president of Somalia.

 

You have heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - becomes terorist. Well I have decided to prove myself that I'm on the good side of history writers;From my days of ICU to the academic corridors of the US. That sounds deliciously successful to me than the feel-good falsehood you read in the papers.Asalm Aleikum and please No tight dresses in class

:D:D Right on bro.

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Juxa   

Mock the man, but dont mock his lahjad because that is insult to everyone that hails from tuulooyinkaas.

 

I dislike sheikha a lot by the way, he was greedy man

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Daqane   

Jacpher;907731 wrote:
^Oba I wasn't mocking you bro if you took offense to it, my apology.

 

Is this honorary master's degree by the way?

 

I still think Sharif coming to America for education isn't the whole story. I'm sure there are many universities that give plenty of honorary degree each year to dignitaries as they pay a visit to their institutions only to make a speech. Sharif getting invitation out of xamar for educational purpose is fishy to say the least. If he was heading to Qatar or Cairo or Johannesburg for master's degree, perhaps but America?? Is the man cashing in for switching sides to backstab AS in '06? Not that there's anything wrong with being air lifted to a five star hotel while your comrades get droned? What's the whole story Oba?

Jacpher there is a residence program at the boston university for african leaders who have left power peacefully, kaunda was the first participant since then there have been other like joachim chissano of mozambique, it is a extremely patronising concept but I think shariff took the opportunity after all somali iyo mareykan maxaa kala haya

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Juxa   

i was called professor in my recent visit and had to repeatedly explain i was not. then i saw few with community college certificates being called Dr and smiling without telling the truth

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i was called professor in my recent visit and had to repeatedly explain i was not. then i saw few with community college certificates being called Dr and smiling without telling the truth

Injineer is the new thing now. ;)

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