Sign in to follow this  
Alpha Blondy

Can you cook and how would you rate your cooking skills?

Recommended Posts

Apophis;896330 wrote:
You seem to know about it more than me so tell us the how.

ugali, is not something i'm particularly fond of, let alone attempting to make. its so tasteless and basic. once my Kenyan colleague in our shared house kept insisting that he would make me ugali. i pretended to ignore his attempts, knowing fully well that this lump of tasteless flour, more appropriate to soviet-era gulags, would make me so sick. out of courtesy for our mutual friendship, i took him up on his offer. one word: DISGUSTING. he made vegetable stew ugali! AKHAS!!!, it had way too much salt in it and i can only assume his kenyan 'lets cut corners' attitude was to blame for not sourcing the best quality produce. i ate more ugali than you can shake a stick at. i was sick for the whole day, but of course didn't utter one negative word although i really wanted to......

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Bluelicious;896332 wrote:
Alpha good cooking skills for a man impressive. As for me i'm a average cook who would give herself a 5/10. Got no passion for cooking gonna be honest about that.

your poor cooking skills are not a bad reflection on you personally, blue. after all, men make better cooks. LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

oba hiloowlow;896334 wrote:
I can only Make Suugo and Pasta.

my xamari babes use to make me food all the time. of course, we didn't live together but she would bring it over to my house.....let's just say food wasn't something she'll be remembered for! LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
STOIC   

This why I'm married and don't have to worry about cooking and cleaning ...Swahiliga say Nimepata Jiko (I got me a kitchen!)...haha

 

PS For a Single guy your food looks decent....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

STOIC;896337 wrote:
This why I'm married and don't have to worry about cooking and cleaning ...Swahiliga say Nimepata Jiko (I got me a kitchen!)...haha

 

PS For a Single guy your food looks decent....

naga daa the umpoza dupoza guga hadal and tell me what's the traditional cuisine of Salaxlay?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
STOIC   

Haha...afka hanaacayn warya..You know we like the hiliib thing.You name it all kind of hiliib..Cholesterol got nothing on our genes...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Alpha Blondy;896335 wrote:
your poor cooking skills are not a bad reflection on you personally, blue. after all, men make better cooks. LOL

That's something I wonder about too how men end up becoming better cooks then women? The best top chefs in the world are mostly men :eek:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Alpha Blondy;896336 wrote:
my xamari babes use to make me food all the time. of course, we didn't live together but she would bring it over to my house.....let's just say food wasn't something she'll be remembered for! LOL

LOL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Bluelicious;896342 wrote:
That's something I wonder about too how men end up becoming better cooks then women? The best top chefs in the world are mostly men :eek:

men are just better at everything, in general and as a matter of fact! refer to the origins of species if don't believe me.....do you ever hear about neanderthal woman?LOL!

 

which begs the question of when did men delegate social reproduction to women? perhaps men have been cooking all along and women just eat! watch those calories Blue! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

perhaps i should have my own TV show.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Chimera   

I cook food that isn't very presentable but super delicious. First time I cooked something on my own almost a decade ago the IAEA knocked down my door and took away my galactic suuqo, because they were afraid I would sell it to Iran to power their nuclear stations. I remember I put garlic, onions, ketchup, tuna, olives, some crazy Indian spices, pepper and mixed it all up in tomato sauce lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Chimera;896350 wrote:
I cook food that isn't very presentable but super delicious. First time I cooked something on my own almost a decade ago the IAEA knocked down my door and took away my galactic suuqo, because they were afraid I would sell it to Iran to power their nuclear stations. I remember I put garlic, onions, ketchup, tuna, olives, some crazy Indian spices, pepper and mixed it all up in tomato sauce lol

stick to being a man-feminist for the time being adams!

 

waar anigu, i source from jama gunti market daily and make my own tomato sauce. i'm talking about real ingredients with real taste you can feel on your taste-buds! not Heinz or HP! LOOOOL!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this