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Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!!

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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a facelike yours!!!

 

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HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

 

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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

 

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HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

 

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HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

 

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HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

 

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HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

 

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HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

 

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HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

 

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HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

 

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HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

 

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

 

---------------------------------------------Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

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Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

 

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

 

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hanad   

Hi Ismahaan...Very funny...It shows too How selfish women r...Could it be da wrong Mirror they be looking at their self...lol

 

Ismahan.. I'll pay ur rent, if u giv me ur #..!hurry up ok..

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Ismahan   

Well Hanad,

Thanks first for ur reply, and it is healthy to admit women's faults although i am one of them! I wish u guys could one day do that....

About paying my rent thanks dear I would be more happy paying it my self!!!!

Salam bro.... See ya around

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Ismahan   

Salam A+........

 

Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not like the A+ Hardware language ....

lol.......I am just kidding

 

Take care and see ya around.....

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Ismahan   

Salam A+........

 

Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not hard like the A+ Hardware language ....

lol.......I am just kidding

 

Take care and see ya around.....

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Hibo   

Ismahan thats probably something I would say if I haven't already said those. Thanks for the laugh, I guess I'm not the only one.

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Hibo   

I'm feelin' your jokes sis keep it up!

 

[This message has been edited by El~nino (edited 11-19-2001).]

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Hibo   

ismahaaaaaneeeey waad naga qoslisaye god bless ya sis.... u got so many jokes.

thanx sis

one luv

bro a.fatah

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Abdinuur   

<font color="blue" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"8" THIS IS SHIT OF THE CHAIN!

 

GIRLZ...PLZ DONT BE LIKE THAT! TAKE IT AS HUMOR AND JOKE!

 

continued...

 

SHE: DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

 

HE: DO YOU HAVE THE ENERGY?

 

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Hibo   

 

He:Qofyahey waasoo dheeraatay maanta

She: Hada aan sii gaabanaa Macalinka

 

To be continued

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Loool...Dat was a good one sis !!

U really expressed yourself da way I always wanted...

In a funny way to make them leave..

peace

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Ismahaan walaahi thank u for the jokes u made

u realy made me laugh hard shit u are good

i cant stop laughing. :D:D:D:D:D:D

And the ones i lov most was

Where have u been all my life?

hidding from u. Hahahaha dayum thats some

sick shit. Wha would u say if i asked u to marry me? Nothing i cant talk and laugh sametime.

hahaahha i cant stop walaalo this is funny shit

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