Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

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tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

 

ultimate summer song.

[Juxa]

Hanaloo garnaqo, aniga & gacaladeyda

 

Love Cumar dhuule AUN

[oba hiloowlow]

:eek: :eek:

 

Nabadoon Al, cagaweyne has showed us his true colours i believe he is trying to impress Apo and Co since he has been accused of being a Hutu mole. The Imam of Reer Musmaar Qaroofan will not support Bathil and this is verily a bathil statement to make if its the truth. I think the Majlis in this section should make a wadahadal to agree on how to deal deal with Haatu.

 

Wabilahi Towfiiq

Gacanyaraha Imamka

Malaaq Showri Malaaq Coloow

Xarunta Degmada Kaaraan, Xamar

[oba hiloowlow]

Eedo Juxa you have excellent taste of music ma istiri?

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm going out to get a hair cut (only a shape-up) and to do some shopping for my house. top on list of priorities are cleaning products. LOOL

[Coofle]

Alpha Blondy;919071 wrote:

i'm going out to get a hair cut (only a shape-up) and to do some shopping for my house. top on list of priorities are cleaning products. LOOL

inaan ku cawryo kama cabsanaysid...isha bani aadamku waa balaayo looooolz

A year ago I was getting hair cuts all the same...Now I only get therapeutic haircuts to camouflage the bidaar spreading within...

 

This afternoon I am the only one trolling in the forum...does that happen to you a lot?

[QansaxMeygaag]

Alpha Blondy;918861 wrote:

luckily it was another jinn possessed case. i asked them to move the possessed out of my sight and off my property. i took my water in the jug back too and immediately raised security levels to ORANGE. this is how reer hargeisa steal into people's house. i'm glad i didn't help because they could have rinsed me dry again.

lol. now we have a real case of mingis....

[Alpha Blondy]

^ i'm sorry to hear of your hair loss. accept it. you weren't meant to have hair ya coofle. LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

yasin, the bloody barber, didnt do my hair justice walahi today.

 

why is your name coofle? doesnt coofle mean hairy in somali?

[oba hiloowlow]

Al can you do a skin fade haircut in Hargeysa?

[QansaxMeygaag]

Coofle;918866 wrote:

Do you know that 99% of jin cases in Hargeisa are not actually jin ...

I have found out that our people consider panic attacks,seizures and any brief loss of consciousness as possession of jin..

its normal for teenage girls to have panic attacks, hypoglycemia or forgetting take breakfast at morning can cause brief loss of consciousness...remember that many somalis are sickle cell trait, which means they are prone to attacks of syncope when entrapped very crowded environment (classroom, kitchen, etc) --places where jin happens to attack most..

 

also woman in child-bearing age are susceptible to anemia(25%) due to heavy menstrual bleeding, Anemia can present as dizziness and loss of consciousness..

The reasons go on and on......the point is , next time you see people around someone in jin attack, make sure its medical condition first.

simple hysteria? I remember a certain girl who used to collapse every time she saw a certain cousin she had a crush on. The poor thing could not say a thing and we didn't know what was going on....till a little bird told us...

[Haatu]

Alpha Blondy;918964 wrote:

apologies NOW with your hurtful comments?

 

my habaryar and abti's live there walahi.

 

Oh yeah

[Alpha Blondy]

guys,

 

i just wanted to share something very special with you all. i had a fantastic day today. i can't remember the last time i was this happy.

 

it makes the feeling all that more special to share this with my friends. Oba, Qansax, Coofle, Haatu.....thanks.

 

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;919118 wrote:

 

Oh yeah

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Haatu,

 

classic stuff walahi. that fat white chick has swag.

 

you needn't apologies at all. and in hindsight, i was a little sensitive over your statements. its fine. we're cool.

[Haatu]

You got trolled by your own giff. How does it feel Me Sensitive Do you need a Kleenex?

[Alpha Blondy]

QansaxMeygaag;919109 wrote:

lol. now we have a real case of mingis....

hey Qansaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax,

 

good to see again brov. sxb, xaaladuu soo dhag maha? i hope all is well.

 

its been ages. hows life and more importantly hows work? i'm on leave these days and the time off has allowed me to engage with other important stuff. its actually nice NOT to be dictated by emails and calls. i've set up a very nice automated message on my work email. and i've switched off my phone. LOL.

 

Al.