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good morning akhyarta sharafta leh.

 

my 2nd day here in afrikada dheexe. today i was go sightseeing.

 

what a day!..... caadi maha.

 

i actually worked 9-5 for once. it's been almost 4 years since i did an honest days work lol. lots of traffic in afrikada dheexe y'all. just got back to HQ. so much to share.

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have you guys ever met ''a fake Somali''. one word - caagdheere.

 

i knew he was Somali despite having that non-Somaliesque look myself. of course, this is the result of spending two generations outside the land of my origins. and yet i could have been mistaken for being a pro-waloweynian bakhti like SOL's very own sand-dweller. there was a Wadanian aspect to the moment.

 

this caagdheere doofar looked more Somali than Barkhad from Captain Phillip. you could tell he was a ''qurbjoog pretending to be a diaspora'', as it were. balse it was his denial of the Af-Somaliga that pissed me off, you know. i waited with bated breath to tribally categories him but the fake american accent ruined the moment. it was fairly oblivious he had some type of speech impairment but i'm quite certain he was a caagdheere.

 

being in a foreign land, in the qurbaha, in the afrikada dheexe, you realise Somaliland barely cuts the cake against the Bantus and the Axmaars, like those reer Somalilander pilgrims who naively wave their flags around during the Hajj - it's futile. the Republic will always be my home balse the Somali label means more to me than most colonially demarcated territorial lines, particularly when in foreign lands, in the qurbaha, in the afrikada dheexe.

 

lakinse, for certain folks, particularly those who've been robbed of their heritage and who've isku dibay Bantu and Axmaar hegemony, we shouldn't be surprised when years of disorientation results in lost of self-respect and Somalidiidnimo.

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Alpha,

 

Is this trip like the Ceel Afweyn trip?

 

 

In the meanwhile, SP is in the middle of a very difficult shukaansi. I am afraid the American Dream is just not working on this one. Tallaabo, where is my consolidation prize as I feel I may be needing it soon?

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Alpha,

 

Is this trip like the Ceel Afweyn trip?

 

 

In the meanwhile, SP is in the middle of a very difficult shukaansi. I am afraid the American Dream is just not working on this one.
Tallaabo, where is my consolidation prize as I feel I may be needing it soon
?

Raggii way ka maarantay ee raali ahaw.

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watching Eastenders y'all.

 

caadi maha.

 

came back earlier this morning. 7am to be precise. slept a bit and now chilling.

my city has changed. my life will change.

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Why do I still believe you are in Hargeisa or Jigjiga? I mostly don't believe what you write here..

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Why do I still believe you are in Hargeisa or Jigjiga? I mostly don't believe what you write here..

 

this morning i was summoned to Buckingham Place. i had a meeting with the Queen of England. we spoke at length. i was called to the Place to explain the shocking rumours Cabdi Gahayr once started about her father King George V. i'm not a sand-dweller, so i don't know why i had to explain these ''beri wax la yidhi'' stories.

 

anyways, Cabdi Gahayr was either reer Yonis or reer guleed - balse he was a sand-dweller. he was also a livestock thief and a serious poet. in the 1920s he made slanderous allegations about the non-existence of the British Empire, can you believe that?

 

such was the evocative nature of his powerful poetry, King George V summoned the sand-dweller criminal thug to the British Isles. cala kuli xaal, Cabdi Gahayr was made to eat his words. this was not the first time a sand-dweller lied. Faisal Ali Warabe also lied to Jamal Ali Hussien - Somaliland's best candidate at getting recognition.

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