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Looks like they are mostly if not all english books.

I wasn't aware that the billion chinese and the billion indians read only in English.:)

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^^ I have a theory on Agriculture and that sort of lifestyle. Though, you only share your mediocre ideas on SOL right?

 

bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible, somaha?

 

halka sheekada ka si wad.

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check this funny joke.

 

Fascism

You have two cows.

The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

 

Pure communism

You have two cows.

Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

 

Dictatorship

You have two cows.

The government takes both and shoots you

 

Somaliland

You claim to have two cows

The government also purports to owning the two cows, even if, hypothetically speaking, they stray to the farthest, most barren, and lowly populated Eastern Steppes of it's alleged jurisdiction.

 

Somalia

You have two cows.

The government in conjunction with the Turks and Museveni gives both to the HAG.

 

Puntland

You allegedly own all the cows, both those real and those imagined.

The new Abdiweli government increases the number of female ministers to 5.

 

Jubbaland

The KDF owns two cows.

The Kenyan government annexes the land for their grazing.

 

Bureaucracy

You have two cows.

At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them.

Then it pays you not to milk them.

After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.

Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows

 

Capitalism

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull

(this one is just EXCELLENT!)

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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i received an eviction notice for my house earlier today. it's quite serious, apparently. they are warning against any delayed payment for the yearly housing tax. if i don't pay within two days, i'll be evicted. this is quite serious y'all. i might be homeless, dee.

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What is the going rate for paying them off? Surely, you must be a pro at this by now.

 

that's just the thing, ma garatay?

 

i just don't know. maxa tala ah, inaar?

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