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hi all. good afternoon all.

 

its the start of the weekend here. just left work after what was a few difficult days.

 

AYOUB, my honourable friend. it always brings joy to my face to hear you defend my honour as these vultures try to defame me. your kind acts of friendship and loyalty are being noted LOL. i don't know why malika is joining this crusade against me? i was thinking of taking her out to leamington spa for a bit of retail therapy and shaah.

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Jacaylbaro;876708 wrote:
She should not go near him ,,,,, Imagine standing next to Alpha in real life ??
:D

lol@JB,

 

i have an infectious disease miyaa? still, i don't like ppl coming near me and invading my private space - usually 1-1.3m.

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i also try my best to entertain those members of the somaliland elite who either request an audience with me or i personally request by way of a formal invite. i have this guest who requested an audience with me today but i don't particularly like him. our relation is secondary and based on other friends. i'm finding it rather difficult to get along with him despite a major attempt on my side to be nice and hospitable to him.

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i had this vision, it was blurred and i couldn't see it properly. i was being inaugurated as a president. and that a group of dissents were planning a coup. oh my, what could this possibly mean?

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man, i have the worst headache ever. i hardly get headaches due to my healthy lifestyle but this is bad. winter is fast approaching here and there are signs to suggest this maybe a cold winter. my nose is blocked and its bloody sunny outside....not to mention the amount of work i have to do before 4pm thursday.

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waar its jeudi soir here sxb! do you really expect me to spend my valuable time on SOL and blog pure and unadulterated cantarbaqash LOL.

 

how are things with you? are you still godless and unrepentant? how do you spend your weekends mate?

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Alpha Blondy;879074 wrote:
waar its jeudi soir here sxb! do you really expect me to spend my valuable time on SOL and blog pure and unadulterated cantarbaqash LOL.

I spent four semesters learning French and I still had to Google "jeudi soir", such a fail :D

 

And the answers is hell yes.

 

how are things with you? are you still godless and unrepentant?

I'm in between gods right now, it's hard to choose, they all promise so much.

 

 

how do you spend your weekends mate?

In London the weekends are a blur; you just wake up Monday morning with a lighter wallet and a headache. Who the hell knows. How about you?

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Apophis;879077 wrote:
I spent four semesters learning French and I still had to Google "jeudi soir", such a fail
:D

lol@Apo, mate the last time i learnt french was in year 8 and i haven't bothered since then. french is so overated ma iistiir? its all gibberish to me to be honest and i'd much prefer to learn Albanian dee!

 

 

 

Apophis;879077 wrote:
I'm in between gods right now, it's hard to choose, they all promise so much.

i hope you find a path that leads you to be content and happy. islam is for me what the richard dawkins of this world are to you dee LOL. you have to read this book called life of pie. its about a indian guy who is multireligious he defines himself as muslim, christian and a hindu too lol. i also believe that conduct is very important and a key to any ascribed faith. i hope you're happy in whatever you decide sxb.

 

 

 

Apophis;879077 wrote:
In London the weekends are a blur; you just wake up Monday morning with a lighter wallet and a headache. Who the hell knows. How about you?

man, london was amazing, ruunti. if only the UK was like the london i knew and dedicated much of my life to. the city was mine and i was hers, indeed. i traveled to its very depth and saw its good and bad before it spat me out. i remember Friday night out with friends and all the good times i use to have in those day before my complete rejection of the WEST. are you really a Londoner mate? lol.

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Apophis   

Alpha Blondy;879080 wrote:
lol@Apo, mate the last time i learnt french was in year 8 and i haven't bothered since then. french is so overated ma iistiir? its all gibberish to me to be honest and i'd much prefer to learn Albanian dee!

It's a ridiculous language. With, what I consider, un-natural accents. And what is it with everything having a gender? Confusing as hell.

 

i hope you find a path that leads you to be content and happy. islam is for me what the richard dawkins of this world are to you dee LOL. you have to read this book called life of pie. its about a indian guy who is multireligious he defines himself as muslim, christian and a hindu too lol. i also believe that conduct is very important and a key to any ascribed faith. i hope you're happy in whatever you decide sxb.

Dawkins is a saint and I'm happy to worship in his church :D(those who take this literally, use more brain matter).

 

man, london was amazing, ruunti. if only the UK was like the london i knew and dedicated much of my life to. the city was mine and i was hers, indeed. i traveled to its very depth and saw its good and bad before it spat me out. i remember Friday night out with friends and all the good times i use to have in those day before my complete rejection of the WEST. are you really a Londoner mate? lol.

Yeah London is the greatest especially on a Friday night; Wild, wild stuff :cool: And yeah I'm a (West) Londoner.

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