Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

if i'm not feeling well come tomorrow morning at 7:30. i will be forced to take a sickie.

 

the lemsip isn't really working balse lets see how things go. make dua y'all.

 

i'm out y'all. bye.

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;963771 wrote:

War eat loads of fresh orange iyo liin. Beats lemsip crap hands down. Get well soon sxb.

thanks for your best wishes, inaar. appreciate them.

[Alpha Blondy]

top headlines for 24th of June

 

1. Mandela aka Madiba is in ''critical condition''. the ANC has been manipulating the masses via the press and have turned his illness into a mashruuc. its a shame that they attempt to be relevant in today's post-apartheid xenophobic Koonfurian Afrika.

 

2. prism network Whistle-blower Edward snowden has been given asylum by Ecuador. his passport has been cancelled. he will 'apparently' be assisted by Ecuadorian diplomats on his flight to Quito. he'll transit via Russia, Cuba and Venezuela before finally arriving in Quito. he's beaten the USA. excellent.

 

3. UK govt warns somalis against FGM. its usually around these times that little girls are given the 'chopsy-wopsy' all over the somali peninsula.

 

4. verdict due in Berlusconi underage sex trial. should be interesting to hear the outcome.

 

5. President Yoweri Museveni of uganda.... son denies that uganda is a "political monarchy" in which his father will hand the reins of power to him. interesting development.

 

meanwhile in SL Republic....... as the world gets on with it, as it were, we're still waiting for the ever-elusive recognition. inshallah kheyr y'all.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

come away (come away) in a dream (in a dream)

this world is not what it seems

there be no gold at the end of the rainbow

birds don't fly anywhere that the wind blows

 

come away (come away) in a dream (in a dream)

life is not what it seems

happily don't always live forever

but my love is getting stronger everyday

stronger everyday

 

jah bless, y'all.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

they think this is a game. :mad:

[Carafaat]

Haatu;963710 wrote:

It's not preposterous, it's just I don't get it. I get the rest of the civil war apart from that. What on earth did you disagree about? Who'll be the President of that imaginary country of yours? Gimme a break LOOOL

:D

 

Btw, what's with the tags. That's really offensive Alpha

Tallaabo;963716 wrote:

Basically president Cigaal (Alle ha u naxariis) wanted to force one habar to accept his rule unconditionally and so went into the ring with that habar for a bare knuckle match.

The civil war in Somaliland started way before Cigaal(AUN) became President.

[Carafaat]

Alpha Blondy;963769 wrote:

if i'm not feeling well come tomorrow morning at 7:30. i will be forced to take a sickie.

 

the lemsip isn't really working balse lets see how things go. make dua y'all.

 

i'm out y'all. bye.

stop smoking the shisha. that stuff aint healthy. Get better soon, inaar. will pray for you

[Alpha Blondy]

Carafaat;963892 wrote:

stop smoking the shisha. that stuff aint healthy. Get better soon, inaar. will pray for you

faruurow maxa berbera ku geeyey? faduul, dheh.

 

inaar, do you think i'm one of those ciyaal caano marai kids?

 

isku xishood and please apologies. :mad:

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Alfa iyo dhamaan akhiyaarta salaan sare!!

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm SO PISSED OFF y'all.

 

my sleep has been messed around with. i was rudely awoken to be given a full briefing over the phone. Silaanyo has changed and reshuffled his cabinet. this is big news. been on the phone since 2am finding out who's who.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Cambuulo iyo bun;963904 wrote:

Alfa iyo dhamaan akhiyaarta salaan sare!!

hey bro,

 

you good? sorry. was busy earlier on.

[Alpha Blondy]

hey y'all,

 

what's happenin'?

 

i think i've beaten the flu.

 

p.s - i'm eating some oranges.

[N.O.R.F]

So details on the reshuffle Alpha.

[Alpha Blondy]

^^

The NEW MINISTERS are as follows:-

 

Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation Hon Mohamed Bihi Yonis

Minister of Internal Affairs Hon Ali Mohamed Waran Cade

Minister of Rural Hon Shukri Ismael Bandare

Minister of Fisheries and Marine Resource Hon Ali Jama Farah (Burred)

Minister of Posts and Telecommunication Hon Mohamed Jama Abgal

Minister of Resettlement Hon Ahmed Abdi Kahin

Minister of Technology, Research Hon Aden Ahmed Warsame

Minister of Water Resources Hon Hussein Ahmed Abdile

Minister of State in the Presidency Hon Mohmed Muse Abess

Minister in charge of Peace and Reconciliation for Eastern Regions Hon Ali Mahmoud Hassan (Sandule)

Assistant Minister of State for Education Hon Ahmed Nur Fahiye

Assistant Minister of National Planning and Development Hon Hassan Dahir Dhimbil

Assistant Minister of Agriculture Hon Aden Ibrahim Yusuf Ashqar

Assistant Minister of labor and Social Affairs Hon Shukir Harir Ismael

Assistant Minister of Information ,Culture and National Guidance Hon Abdiwahid Abdurrahman Abdiqaadir

Assistant Minister of Defense Hon Abdi Dahir Amuod

Assistant Minister of Commerce and Investment Hon Bashir Abdi Harir

 

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RESHUFFLED

 

Minister of Health Dr. Saleban Isse Ahmed kaar(Halgatosiye)

Minister of Public Works ,Housing and Transport Hon Abdirisaq Khalif Ahmed

Minister of Commerce and investment Dr. Mohamed Abdullah Omer

Minister of Information ,Culture and National Guidance Hon Abdilahi Mohamed Dahir(Cukuse)

Minister of Industries Hon Abiib Nur Diriye (Abiib Timacade)

Presidential Advisor on Electoral Affairs and Political Organization Hon Abdi Ahmed Mahmoud (Xaabsade)

Presidential Advisor on matters relating to Justice and Constitutional Affairs Hon Mahmoud Said Mahmoud(Gacamey)

 

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Those Relieved of their Duties are as Follows:-

 

Former Minister of Internal Affairs Hon Mohmed Nur Arrale ( Dur)

Former Minister of Industries Hon Abdirasq Ali Osman

Former Minister of Health Dr. Hussien Mohamed Mahmoud (Hog)

Minister of Posts and Telecommunication Hon Ali Elmi Geele

Assistant of Minister Education and Higher Learning Hon Ali Hamuud Jibril

[N.O.R.F]

and the other details?

 

Haglatoosiye as Health Minister???