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ElPunto   

^I'm at a secret undisclosed location. But if you want me to narrow it down - I'm keeping a certain fugitive in Shermetyevo company.

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Alpha Blondy;965732 wrote:
COME BACK Y'ALL.......,dee

 

Safferz
- misssing in Dhagax-buur. last location UNKNOWN. feared dead.

C&B
- in xamar. it's not safe. 87% chance of certain death within a month.

Apo
- in the middle eastern. last known location in a hotel. he feared for his health due to hotel food.

Haatu
- in london. finished exams. enjoying holz before uni. the little pig has a great future ahead of him.

SPooow
-
we don't know. we don't care. we don't want to know.
:P

wadani
- st catherines, Ontario. stuck in a 9-5 job. i pity the guy. performing below his potential.

D.O.C
- come back inaar. i've kinda missed your jokes.

QansaxMeygaag
- a script of one of the above. lying low and will soon emerge.

Reeyo
- single mother living in one of those council estate in east.london. accesses internet via internet cafe.

Alpha
- in Somaliland. depressed and faces occupational immobility. hates his job. lost hope.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

:mad: I'll be in haregisa in a week mate

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Tallaabo   

Safferz;966593 wrote:
Agah :mad:

Don't listen to him Saffy he is lying. Just go back two to three pages and you will see him praise Hargeisa's tranquillity during Ramadan;)

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Safferz   

Tallaabo;966637 wrote:
Don't listen to him Saffy he is lying. Just go back two to three pages and you will see him praise Hargeisa's tranquillity during Ramadan;)

I read his comment as a suggestion that the holy month is not appropriate for his unholy, predator intentions for when I get to Hargeisa, waan is af garanay dee agah.

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Maaddeey   

Alpha weli ma soo toosin?. Qaxwa Soomaali Suuqa Masjidka Cali Mataan ka soo dhan. Quaanna ha kugu akhriyo wadaad reer buur ah fay aa dhehee IA.

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Safferz;966656 wrote:
I read his comment as a suggestion that the holy month is not appropriate for his unholy, predator intentions for when I get to Hargeisa, waan is af garanay dee agah.

 

 

You can reach me so easily by Wajaale

You can reach me with a direct flight from Dire Dawa to Berbera

You can reach me adigoo lugeeynaya

You can reach me with SOL PMs

 

You can reach me with a fake mustawaqa

Cross the hawd like an mark-a-ball warrior (Haatu):P

I don't care how you get here

Balse get here if you can before ramadan

 

You can reach me by gaadhi aan lahay wax ciladaa

Climb geedaha and swing rope to rope like a danyeerad

Take a bajaaj adigoo soo maraya laamiyada loogu magac-daray ‘'Berbera Corridor''

Into these gacmo furan of Alz

 

You can jump on a babuur laalaaya

Cross the border illegally

I don't care how you get here

Balse get here if you can before ramadan

 

There are buuro and cadaaw between us, ma garatay?

Always something to get over ee sida uula soco

If I had my way, surely you would be closer ileen waan ku bahanahay eh

I need you closer waanan ku sugaaya ee soo dhaqso

 

There are buuro and cadaaw between us, ma garatay?

Always something to get over

If I had my way, surely you would be closer ileen waan ku bahanahay eh

I need you closer waanan ku sugaaya ee soo dhaqso

 

You can facebuug yourself into my life

Take yourself up on a GT number-plated car

You can make it with protection of the Liyo Police

Balse you better make it inta ka horaysa ramadan

 

You can reach me with a fake mustawaqa

Cross the hawd like an mark-a-ball warrior (Haatu)

I don't care how you get here

Balse get here before ramadan

 

I don't care, I don't care (waa ruun)

I need you right here, right now (imika inabti ee soo dhaqso x 3)

I need you right here, right now, right by my side (waa sida iyo siyooyin kale baa, adigo mudane)

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

 

Yeah yeah, oh

I don't care how you get here (waa siday tahay)

Balse get here before ramadan x 3

Balse get here before ramadan x 2

 

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to my Saffz

 

yours regretfully, i'm afraid

 

Alz

 

:D :D:D:D:D

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