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oba hiloowlow;934151 wrote:
wow some true shid

 

I and Somalia against the world.

I and my clan against Somalia.

I and my family against the clan.

I and my brother against the family.

I against my brother.

it goes like this bruh

I drink poison

Then I vomit diamonds

I gave you mandela, black dalai lamas

I gave you music

You enthused in my kindness

So how dare you reduce me to donny imus

Timeless in case we never been acquainted

Flyness who made it

It gets duplicated

Mindless violence

Well let me try to paint it

Here's the 5 steps

In hopes to explain it

One!

Its me and my nation against the world

Two!

Then me and my clan against the nation

Three!

Then me and my fam' against the clan

Four!

Then me and my brother we no hesitation

Uh!

Go against the fam' until they cave in

Five!

Now who's left in this deadly equation?

That's right, it's me against my brother

Then we point a kalashnikov

And kill one another

 

I like this man

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Haatu;934201 wrote:
I'll do it if Alpha agrees.

yo Hat,

 

i'm very interesting on this conference call thing, Nin-yaban keeps talking about, inaar. i tend to be very outspoken so i'm NOT sure, if its a good idea for me to be on there...... its a little too much, you know. caadi maha, laakin. :cool:

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Wadani;934206 wrote:
So u think a madman will make some sort of safe equilibrium?
:D

wadani, you think i'm a madman? :mad:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, ma istidhi y'all, :confused:

 

says the man with the two dads for a habar........ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Apophis;934213 wrote:
I lurked in paltalk for a few weeks during the late 00s and I'm pretty sure there was significant and irrevocable damage to my IQ. So thank you but no thank you NY. But take Haatu with you, he's a greenhorn
:D

lurking in sorts of places to dig for info, ma istidhi Special Agent Apo?........

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Haatu;934224 wrote:
Tis true I've never been on paltalk. But I somehow think that's a good thing
:D

Paltalk is legendary walahi. some on the characters on there are awesome like x-Keyse, Jiilaal and Muj Dardoorale.

 

 

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Alpha Blondy;934276 wrote:
Paltalk is legendary walahi. some on the characters on there are awesome like x-Keyse, Jiilaal and Muj Dardoorale.

 

 

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this shid is extreme walahi focking hell. LOOOOL

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i'm out y'all....

 

i really need to have a good day tomorrow, walahi. if not, then i will be VERY sad and who knows what we're capable off when we're sad, you know....:P everything is ready to perfection and i've been working all evening and into the saq dhexe to ensure all is perfect, ya dig?. let's just hope everything goes well........inshallah kheyr, y'all.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Alpha Blondy;934290 wrote:
i'm out y'all....

 

i really need to have a good day tomorrow, walahi. if not, then i will be VERY sad and who knows what we're capable off when we're sad, you know....
:P
everything is ready to perfection and i've been working all evening and into the saq dhexe to ensure all is perfect, ya dig?. let's just hope everything goes well........inshallah kheyr, y'all.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what a day! what a day! excellent. fantastic. awesome. superb, marvelous are but a few words to describe my day today.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy! Mighty Cantarbaqasher Alpha Blondy!

 

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy! Mighty Cantarbaqasher Alpha Blondy !

 

Stronger than before! (Alpha Blondy!)

Powered up for more! (Alpha Blondy!)

Cantarbaqasher at the core! (Alpha Blondy!)

Alpha Blondy!

 

Alpha Bloooooooooooooooondy!

 

Higher he can soar! (Alpha Blondy!)

Fired up for more! (Alpha Blondy!)

Even out the score! (Alpha! Alpha Blondy!)

 

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Go, go Alpha Blondy!

Alpha Bloooooooooooooooondy!

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Tallaabo   

Dear Alpha, your thread started to resemble the graffiti wall of a lunatic in an asylum. Faataxada ayaan bal kuu soo marayaa inaar:D

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Tallaabo;934399 wrote:
Dear Alpha, your thread started to resemble the graffiti wall of a lunatic in an asylum. Faataxada ayaan bal kuu soo marayaa inaar:D

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Tal,

 

i see you've also joined the bandwagon, inaar.

 

please explain why you think this thread resembles ''the graffiti wall of a lunatic in an asylum''?

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