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Reeyo   

I completely disapprove of 'dhaqan celis' and personally feel it is an insult to Somali/land.

 

Alpha if you give me your family's connect details I will personally report them to the authorities and claim 'kidnap'.

 

This s.tupid act needs to stop. People need to deal with their troublesome relatives rather them dump in another country.

 

Bloody i.diots.

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Reeyo;910832 wrote:
I completely disapprove of 'dhaqan celis' and personally feel it is an insult to Somali/land.

 

Alpha if you give me your family's connect details I will personally report them to the authorities and claim 'kidnap'.

 

This s.tupid act needs to stop. People need to deal with their troublesome relatives rather them dump in another country.

 

Bloody i.diots.

in case you're calling me 'dhaqan celis', you might as well rethink that now. i'm post-diaspora. this means i've completed the integration cycle. 3yearly SL full residence visa and 10 baloods to my name have been my saving grace, until now.

 

anyways, i had to leave the UK because a 20,000.00GBP bounty was put on my head. i can't go back now but i still receive my drug empire's dirty dosh' via dahabshiil.

 

LOL@if you give me your family's connect details I will personally report them to the authorities and claim 'kidnap'

 

stay away from my family, you hear!

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Apophis;910835 wrote:
You two should hook up. You have a lot in common. Reeyo, meet Alpha your future husband and Alpha, meet Reeyo, your future wife. Let the shukansi commence
:D

thanks Apo. really appreciate the introduction.

 

hi reeyo,

 

pleased to meet you hunno.

hopefully we'll get to know each other in time.

i look forward to further discussions.

 

i'm off to sleep. work tomorrow. good night y'all. LOL!

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Alpha Blondy;910937 wrote:
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i feel like an american eagle today. what could this possibly mean?

LOOL@Alpha,

 

so today i went out to the miyaa. i found this birdy on top of a tree and took a picture of it. i had no idea i would encounter a bird today. my ealier predication was spot-on LOOOOL

 

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Apophis;911194 wrote:
You should take up bird watching sxb, I tried once but I couldn't stop thinking of KFC every time I saw one, bird that is.

i got better things to do. LOL but its also too outdoorsy, you know...?

 

have you seen that movie with jack black and owen wilson about bird watching? not really my kind of movie but watched on a plane last year.

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Apophis;911210 wrote:
Yeah I did, wasn't too bad. And birdwatching will greatly help your profile as you'll be known as the eccentric guy with binoculars watching useless shinbirs; which is of course a good thing when you take power in the
non-existent state
.

?

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Reeyo   

Apophis;910854 wrote:
Don't be shy Reeyo, responding to this offer
:D
(unless you're Alpha's script, in which case never mind)
:D

I feel like this is an attack on my persona here.

 

:S

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Reeyo;911307 wrote:
I feel like this is an attack on my persona here.

 

:S

our potential romance or Apo's far-fetched but potentially true script assertions? LOL

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underdog   

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
i'm in a bad mood today. this is not good. why am i in a bad mood? who is responsible for my bad mood? what can be done to resolve these issues?

astronutrition.com-BPI-Happy-Pills---Fee

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^ LOL@underdog,

 

my over-personalise daily rantings leaves you thinking WTF ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOL

 

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
i'm in a bad mood today.

my furious bad mood earlier this afternoon happens rarely and once in a blue moon. a good consistent mood is integral to a healthy lifestyle. consistence is the key.

 

 

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
this is not good.

yes. it wasn't good at all.

 

 

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
why am i in a bad mood?

still asking myself.....

 

 

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
who is responsible for my bad mood?

i've since taken fully responsibility.

 

 

Alpha Blondy;911492 wrote:
what can be done to resolve these issues?

i've been cleaning and sorting out all the rubbish i've been hording. this has helped.

 

-----

 

NO happy pills for me but thanks for offering! :D

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