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Never Trust A Woman Who ........

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Never trust a woman:

 

1. Who can open a Coca-Cola bottle with her teeth.

2. Who has few or no female friends

3. Who never wears skirts

4. Who is always txting but when you accidentally look at her inbox, it has zero messages

5. Who walks about with a toothpick in her mouth after lunch

6. Who doesn't know her mother's number offhead

7. Who never shows her full photo in Facebook.

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4. Who is always txting but when you accidentally look at her inbox, it has zero message

LOL@ Zero messages. That one is classic.

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Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water.

 

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers.

 

What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

 

If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all?

 

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

 

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

 

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital

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