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Unix One liner messages

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Okay enough windows 7 and ipad here is some unix flava!


(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)


% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?

Unmatched ".


% rm congressional-ethics

rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent


% ar m God

ar: God does not exist


% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].


% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?

Modifier failed.


% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.


%make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.


% sleep with me

bad character


% got a light?

No match.


% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.


% ^What is saccharine?

Bad substitute.


% (-

(-: Command not found.


% sh


$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending


$ drink

bottle: cannot open

opener: not found


$ mkdir matter; cat >matter

matter: cannot create



Or, in a System V (att) universe:


$ cat "can of food"

cat: cannot open can of food



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