Round 2: Hezbollah vs. Occupied Palestine (Israel).

[The Resistance Movement]

Couldn't figure out whether to post on the Jokes Section or here but decided it should be here.

 

Dinggggggggggg.....

 

Round 2.

 

Hezbollah in the red trunks, Israel in white.

 

Hezbollah comes out swinging.. Israel starts bombing Lebanon again....

 

again as in round 1 Israel underestimates the Hezbollah.

 

Round 3... Israel looks weary and tired... Hezbollah gets new life injected....Thousands of Lebanon people join the Hezbollah resistance.

 

Round 4.... Where did Hezbollah get those new rockets? Israel thinks. :confused:

 

Rockets start landing on Tel Aviv with amazing accuracy. Israel suspects someone in Tel Aviv is in contact with Hezbollah, directing strikes on Tel Aviv.

 

Round 5... The PM of Israel shakes his head in suprise saying... the holocaust was not this intense.

 

Now... Israel wants a cease fire.

 

Round 6. Israel is on the ropes, barely hanging in. The Israeli looks toward the U.S for support.

 

Or to stop the fight and avoid embarassment to Israel.

 

Round 7.. The PM of Israel looks toward the world for sympathy...poor little Israel.... Then he pulls the holocaust card. But the world is not sympatheric.

 

Round 8.. to let Israel off the hook and save face Bush and Blair finally get a cease fire.

 

 

Round 9...Bell rings..DINGGGGGGGGG. Israel refuses to come out for round 9.

 

 

The match is over....The ref...raises Hezbollah hand...THE WINNER.