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Only 4 men, Women could peak if they want

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Qac Qaac   

this is 4 men only, and all the girls who are checking, u r welcomed too.

 

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

 

ELEMENT: Women

 

SYMBOL: Wo

 

DISCOVERER: Adam

 

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

 

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

 

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

 

1. Surface usually covered in painted film

 

2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason

 

3. Melts if given special treatment

 

4. Bitter if incorrectly used

 

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

 

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

 

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

 

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones

 

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

 

3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason

 

4. Insoluble in liquids, but libido increases greatly when saturated with alcohol

 

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

 

COMMON USES:

 

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars

 

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation; sure beats a hand.

 

3. Very effective cleaning agent. Purer specimens cooks as well.

 

TESTS:

 

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

 

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

 

HAZARDS:

 

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

 

Even then, to be handled with extreme care.

 

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

 

LIKELY CONSEQUENCES UPON THEIR INADVERTENT MEETING:

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Lefty   

LOL...Nice warnings !

 

Should we use gloves or goggles for handling these hazardous materials ?

 

And how many is too many for us ??

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Originally posted by Qac Qaac:

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2. Can be a great aid to relaxation; sure beats a hand.

 

r u sure about this? i believe nothing beats Rosa

which gives serious relaxation!!! smile.gif

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LuCkY   

DP you seemed to be Lost---just Like me...bargining in on others...hhhmmm.

Anywho i think i got some...wait i wiLL Look in the cabinet and see if i have enough.

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Qac Qaac   

Lucky and DP maybe u guys are lost because, u r one of those ppl who i said they are welcomed, but who said u guys could participate in it.

 

lefty u funny man.

rudy, u said rose is used for relaxation what ever u say man lol.

nin yaaban, yeah 4, is the limit. but can we smart with those 4.

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Siman   

New scientific element : man

 

Element Name: MAN

 

Symbol: XY

 

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

 

Physical properties:

Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

 

Chemical properties:

Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

 

Usage:

None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

 

Caution:

In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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Miriam1   

*looool* good come back Siman

 

Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command

:D:D

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qq! its Rosa, a spanish lady's name not Rose. the meaning, bro i will have to pm u if u like to know what this term means!!!! this site is too conservative for me to explain this in here! catch

my drift!! simply the place will go up in smoke! :D

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Lucky and DP maybe u guys are lost because, u r one of those ppl who i said they are welcomed, but who said u guys could participate in it.

Sorry Hun, I wasn't participating. Just looking for a few items. Now that I found it (thanx to lucky) I'll be on my way. :D

 

By the way I know where I am!

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