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Zafir   

Ahura, I would like to think I have come along way from that, now days I have this mesmerizing thing I do with my eyes that’s just irresistible to the opposite sex. :D:D

 

Cawralo, If that isn't compliment, i don't know what is.

 

Ina Kong, Pleasure is all mine.

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Originally posted by Dabshid:

^^^She ran after him, and gave him back
:D

 

It is amazin how some girls interpret and doubt the sincere islamic greetings,Subhanalah.

If I had a way of torpedoing it after him I would have. I followed him and when he refused to take it I slammed it on the nearest horizontal surface. I don't actually remember what happened to it. It is amazing how some men Muslim and not will use the greeting as a way of appearing pious when their mind is occupied elsewise.

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-Lily-   

^^Unfortunately they know you are obliged to reply back if they say Salama Aleykum. I think you can be civil and decline politely without looking any less gracious on your part. You just have to be ressilient and have tough skin.

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Faheema.   

worse cheesy pick up lines...

 

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

 

Would you like some raisins? No, thank you... How about a date? I must admit at the time that sounded original. smile.gif

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nemo   

worst pick up line

"You look familiar is your name ......" :rolleyes:

The name changes no and then but same sh%t.

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This happened to a friend, this guy e-mailed her and told her "You are a beautiful girl who is nice and I like to get to know you. I don't like to hear bad news so give me only good news" Demanding qaxooti. Thankfully this dude is married now and surprisingly his wife worships him. It is funny tho I still laugh at it.

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my worst pickup line!lool! this one is funny and nasty....i told this gal in college party that my name was jack meoff!! u figure out the rest..

 

the whole nite she was calling hey jack meoff!! lool

u know how airhead la gals can be!! loool.. :eek:

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