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To the brothers: Avoid at all costs

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dawoco   

I hate the world today

You're so good to me

I know but I can't change

Tried to tell you

But you look at me like maybe

I'm an angel underneath

Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried

Must have been relieved to see

The softer side

I can understand how you'd be so confused

I don't envy you

I'm a little bit of everything

All rolled into one

 

Chorus:

I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your hell, I'm your dream

I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way

 

So take me as I am

This may mean

You'll have to be a stronger man

Rest assured that

When I start to make you nervous

And I'm going to extremes

Tomorrow I will change

And today won't mean a thing

 

Chorus

 

Just when you think, you got me figured out

The season's already changing

I think it's cool, you do what you do

And don't try to save me

 

Chorus

 

I'm a b*tch, I'm a tease

I'm a goddess on my knees

When you hurt, when you suffer

I'm your angel undercover

I've been numb, I'm revived

Can't say I'm not alive

You know I wouldn't want it any other way :D

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underdog   

U.D; i believe a true man can TAME all these 11 types of women.

They are nothing man, no need to avoid. Confront them and take up the challenge!

Ok guys, listen up. I'm NOT a mechanic. So I have no intention of acquiring a faulty vehicle and refurbishing it. I'd rather do my research on mileage, features, capacity and cost and get one that won't require constant tweaks and part replacements.

 

There's a multitude of perfectly normal, loving women who will bake you a good cake (najma ;) ) without chocking, whipping threatening and selling thier stuff.

 

Hibo, I hope you're not suggesting that you need repair.

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underdog   

Dawoco,

I think whoever sang that song falls in this category:

 

Miss Me

A close relative of Miss B!tch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes.

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dawoco   

Underdog, how many women were observed to aid you in making your list of women to avoid. Somehow I can't help but think that all those types of women described have been associated with you at one time or other.

 

And if that is the case, then you must be either a doormat who has been abused, or else an ogre who can't attract a decent and non-conniving woman icon_razz.gif

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underdog   

Dawoco,

the low blows are coming fast an furious. Your inquiry is just oozing with somekind of foul-smelling aggression.

 

It would be too much of a stretch to assume Something in the "list" must be burning at you. why don't you have a chit chat with Sky or Afro they seem to know how to fix that sorta stuff.

 

LOL @ Doormat & Ogre.

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shyhem   

Very interesting,i don't know who is the worst among the 11 u mentioned.

 

Miss Elusive scares the hell out of me,I'm too lazy to sieve through the whole mixed messages she be giving me.......the same reason i didn't vote for Kerry .......sending us mixed messages like we have time to break them down.

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Ok guys, listen up. I'm NOT a mechanic. So I have no intention of acquiring a faulty vehicle and refurbishing it. I'd rather do my research on mileage, features, capacity and cost and get one that won't require constant tweaks and part replacements

First of all, you can’t compare a Woman to a vehicle. They are not commodities that can be bought and refurbished.

That’s just being plain sexist.

 

Lets use a more humane analogy, then am gonna respond. :D

 

So you voted for Bush care to enlighten us

Why are you assuming, he could have voted for NADER icon_razz.gif

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underdog   

Lets use a more humane analogy, then am gonna respond.

Cars or goats or apples or oranges....The point remains: do you wanna spend your time advancing your family and community or do you wanna waste your time trying to get your partner in working order?

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Cars or goats or apples or oranges....

You are absolutly right.But that still doesnt change the fact that you compared Women to Cars, and now Goats and apples/oranges.

 

We can go in circles. Just give up :D

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najma82   

najma, how about MissTease

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Checkmate, what did i do to you to deserve this:(

Infact I am the opposite of Misstease, so iga gambiso aa lagu dhahay.

 

There's a multitude of perfectly normal, loving women who will bake you a good cake (najma ) without chocking, whipping threatening and selling thier stuff.

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underdog thanks a lot man, I feel a whole lot better now after being called by MissTease :mad: but anyhow hit the store and get some cake for yourself for now, otherwise u be waiting forever till a sister comes to your rescue and offers her recipe to you lol. ;)

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