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[NGONGE]

^^ It's only the second, silly. No belated. Happy all the way.

 

You back at work already? What did 'secret Santa' send you while you were away?

[Ibtisam]

^^Islamic new year was on Monday, I was not talking about the fake western new year Ngonge.

 

I was ill for the whole two weeks, did not leave the house for 5 days, I've never been home for five days before in a row. I only got out today.

 

I got the usual, chocolates, shower stuff and perfum, and a little ring. What did you get?

[NGONGE]

^^ @Islamic New Year. You're not normal, woman.

 

By the way, Secret Santa here was a hint at your stalker. Thought this time of year would be perfect for him to send you loads of gifts.

[Ibtisam]

^^^I am perfectly normal.

 

I think he fell out of love already or the credit crunch could not sustain all those gifts. If I show you the necklace I got that made him broke, waad caawiriy lahedy, It even has blue ruby stone in it.

[NGONGE]

^^ You charity case.

 

This place is DEAD.

[Che -Guevara]

Some women are evil!

[Ms DD]

and some (reads most) are angel

[NGONGE]

Heh@Che. Women are not evil, saaxib. They just have more 'ooops' moments than men.

[Intel]

NG

heres a mathematic proof that back Che's claim

 

 

first, we state that women require time and money:

 

Women = time * money

 

...and as we all know, "time is money":

 

Time = Money

 

...and therefore:

 

Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

 

...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

 

Money = sqrt(evil)

 

...therefore:

 

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

 

...and we are forced to conclude that:

 

Women = Evil

..

some tho not all

[Che -Guevara]

^LoooooL@Intel

They could be mean spirited.

[NGONGE]

Intel,

I bow to your excellent mathematical knowledge. Women are indeed evil.

 

Che,

If she refused to give you her number it is not because she's mean spirited or does not like you, saaxib. It is because you asked her wrong. Always remember that.

[-Serenity-]

Che, its a new year. oohinta iska bii.

 

Maxaa lagugu sameeyey?

[Haneefah]

Show si xun bey ugu dhacdey miskeenka

 

I agree Che, some women have no mercy on poor fellas

[Ibtisam]

^^did not know charity was required on their part. Hello xabibty. Recovered from all those exams yet?

 

Ngonge, green eyed....

[Intel]

Originally posted by Haneefah:

I agree Che, some women have no mercy on poor fellas

why is that Haneefah

we sure just can't figure that out

NG & Che