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Kool_Kat   

^Alla saan u necbahay kuwa kuraasta inta soo jiitaan ku istaago sey niikada lee u feersadaan...Ani, I was act like inaa niikada galooyo, dadka iga leexda aan ku soo dhaafaa, when I get to the centre, well I just stand there and watch - until aa gabasaarteyda qof ku tuuro ama saaro...lol

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Faarax Brawn..The rate varies on the type of wedding..obviously if its a ladies only itll be cheaper than a mixed one because i haff to dress to imbress soo ma aha..these are my list of demands:

1.The most see through dirac set ever made to reveal my rolls of flab ..hey i know its a HUGE turn on

2.a set of oversized dahab

3.A personal assistant to wipe the beads of sweat from my forehead as i am energetically doing baraambur and niiko..

4.a personal assistant to have a findhicil at hand to collect the hilib and xalwad from my teeth after eating

5. Mw own seat BETWEEN the bride and groom

 

See im not very demanding am i..if u book me now..u get to have me as an escort at another wedding..kinda like BUY 1 GET ONE FREE..HURRY WHILE OFFER LASTS

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BOB   

Eccentric First and foremost Welcome to SOL...your topic is slowly but surely being 'jacked and that's how we welcome people from the London zoo...this is our way of showing you love and Mr Faarax_Brawn is our resident chroegrapher that's why he's asking for your video.

 

 

Muniira...hiyo video ni noma sana..imenikumbusha wakati nilikua Mombasa...kuna wakati nilienda arusi moja ya Bajuni and it was Salaalah Muhammad to say the least...

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

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Tuujiye   

^^^^ bis milaahiyoo...

 

I don't get this topic.. how the hell in the world did it get to aroos iyo niikis and kool kat oo gabasaar kuunto la luxaayo ku tuureyso..cajaa ib!!

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

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Kool_Kat   

^That's how we be...Anogoo alifaaxmaale bareyno, aa BTJX ku xijinee, aasaa inya kaboodno 100 kuboodeynaa...lool...Kutaan miyaa ani waa yaabee, bood bood badaninaa...

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Nephissa   

Qaaaaaaaaaaaxqqqqaaaax, :D:D hadii laguu wacdiye, oo kor iyo hoos laguula hadlay weli juc ma dhaheesid, jiniyaa kaa leefaayo! war ileeen..

 

Hada saa u socote oo u socotey niiko aan ABC ku qoraa maa keentay??? Gaaaxgaaaxgaaaxxxxxxxxx.

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Kool_Kat   

^Naa amuu afka kudilaacaa saa u qosleysid...Heedho niiko kamawadinee waxaan ka waday anoogoo wax ka hadleyno aan waxkale oo waxba ka galin uu boodeynaa inaan ka hadalno...Balo kuu niikisay, kursi kortooy waaxid...

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Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad:

Faarax Brawn..The rate varies on the type of wedding..obviously if its a ladies only itll be cheaper than a mixed one because i haff to dress to imbress soo ma aha..these are my list of demands:

1.The most see through dirac set ever made to reveal my rolls of flab ..hey i know its a HUGE turn on

2.a set of oversized dahab

3.A personal assistant to wipe the beads of sweat from my forehead as i am energetically doing baraambur and niiko..

4.a personal assistant to have a findhicil at hand to collect the hilib and xalwad from my teeth after eating

5. Mw own seat BETWEEN the bride and groom

 

See im not very demanding am i..if u book me now..u get to have me as an escort at another wedding..kinda like BUY 1 GET ONE FREE..HURRY WHILE OFFER LASTS

Dear Eccentric.

 

Thank you for the interest to be a part of the entertain the Boys night extravaganza. However,due to some of your descriptions and demands,I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to approve you for this gig.

 

I)Your stamina does not meet the expectations of the 5.8 boys(grown men)club. Sweating from baranbur and niiko shows that you do not have what it takes to handle the 5.8 clubs demands of a vigorous work it out session. :D

 

II)Your physical description,from what you have said so far,also does not meet or exceed the quality to entertain the boys club. No flabs,Period!.

 

III.Your glutonous and greedy behavior,is also a factor for the denial. The 5.8club,prides itself to be entertained by women who do not eat fatty foods as Xalwo & baruur.

 

IV. You fit the profile of a gold digger. Dahab is only for the wifey..Dance girls get dollar bills :D

 

On behalf of the 5.8 boys club, I wish you the best in your endeveours. We will forward your resume to Our rival group,The So what? I love fat-Golding- Xalimos boys club. Please contact their chairman, Zafir .

 

 

Thank you.

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Gediid   

^^^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL In other words the washed out xalimos rehab center maad ula jeedaa.With Zafir at the helm I am sure they have the right man for the job....

 

The 5.8 club, is that a measurement mise its just a number.....

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Gediid   

^^^^LOL .waar waa Odey Baashi sxb ii waran.Xagee ka dhacdey beryahan.Haddi lagu arkaba.Meesha SOL waad ka googoostey ma tidhi dee laakin ninyahow sidaas la iskuma ogeyn in aad ragga ka baxsatid oo mid af garan waa ah oo bilaa xishood ah ragga ku soo deysid ninyahow.....Waar ragga ka nax oo bal af garan waaga ka qabo sxb....

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Baashi   

Widaaygay Gediid how life's been treating you lately? Great I hope.

 

Baaba iska dhaaf ciyaalka xaafada ha iska baashaalaan e. Awoowe addiga kala habee oo dubahaagii khafiifka ahaa qaado oo wax dagaal iyo calool ku qaad ah yaanay dhicin. Babta ka gur.

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Gediid   

Kuwan haddi duqsi ag maro calool xumaa ku dhaceysa sxb adna duba aa sheegeysaa....Waan ka baqdey ninyahow markaas 30ka jiis ee quranka ayey leeyahiin sidey daaco qurunku uga ba'o

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