I got burnt.

[Lychee]

Yep, I got burnt, and not even 50 tubs of Haagan Daz’s strawberry cheesecake won’t fix it.

 

Shall I..

 

A)Decapitate his head and leave it outside his doorstep?

B)Cripple him 5 different ways and then walk away with a content grin on my face?

C)Or pretend to want to give it another go and then get him bad?

 

Hmmm...

[Che -Guevara]

Or maybe you should change teams?

[Lychee]

C'mon now..

 

That’s like the unthinkable..

 

Question if I may?

[Che -Guevara]

^Shoot

[Lychee]

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

 

I’m thinking of doing a sky dive, I mean that’s what white folks do after a breakup right? Something intense. Either that, or rearrange their bedrooms.

[Che -Guevara]

I don't if this is crazy.One early morning in November, I took dip in the frigid water near Gloucester, MA. I could swear my heart stop pumping blood for sec or two.

[Lychee]

On a scale of 1-10 on exhilaration, that’s almost certainly a minus 5.

 

I need some Zzzzz.

 

But sleep won't come.. :confused:

[Che -Guevara]

^Prank call someone and when they pick the phone-yell Allahu Akbar at the top your and hang up.

 

Make sure your ID is blocked though.

[Lychee]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Are you feelin' ok?

[Kool_Kat]

There should be a D option:

 

D) NONE OF THE ABOVE!

 

No loser is worth going to jail for or wasting another minute of your time! Just make-out with his brother or best friend, you'll be fine...SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Let a dog roam, he'll want to come back home...Haka daba cararin...

[Che -Guevara]

Lychee=Yes

 

Have little fun since you can't catch Zzzzz. I have done to couple of friends. To this day, they still talk about a crazy person calling them in the middle of the night.

 

Another one-if you have relative living in the west. Call them up and say in the loudest voice possible

 

War Gaalkacayo (or what town you have relatives living)kasoo hadlayaa. Ina Rooble Gudcur baan ahey-abtagaa inaa deyrtiis gabadheeda inaa abtideed. War lacag ii soo d1r. Lacag ii soo d1r.

 

Make sure they don't recognize your voice.

 

In fact, do to this to the fella that burnt you.

[Lychee]

Kool: LOOOOOOOOOL

 

Naw way, kama dabo cararayo. :cool:

 

But it's funny how when you treat someone good, they tend to walk all over you.

 

 

From this point forward, I’m going back to my original ‘’Treat them like qashin’, Arawello style'' approach.

[Lychee]

Che: LOOOOOL I’m seriously convinced you have a screw missing.

[Che -Guevara]

OK-since none of that appeals to you. Have

 

N call in sick tomorrow if you are working

[Juxa]

have some me time first then replace him with better make and model

 

if all fails, i suggest timir-cake