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Jaabir

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Jaabir   

Ya all wont believe this, today I received an email that was sent to everybody in the company from the Human resources Dept requesting the owner of a Nissan Maxima blocking the building's parking lot entrance to remove it and park it in a proper parking lot.. this was the email sent to us..

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FROM: Roberts, Janet

TO: ALL

SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Maxima

TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:36:48 AM

 

If you own a Nissan MAXIMA - license plate KPA 481, Please be informed that your car is blocking the entrance of the parking lot.. please reomive it immidiately

Thanks!

 

Janet

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When I got this email, I was like.. damn.. who the hell would block the entrance of the parking lot like that.. must be a crackhead fo real…... :rolleyes:

 

 

5 minutes later.. we get another email..

 

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FROM: Roberts, Janet

TO: ALL

SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Maxima

TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:39:48 AM

 

This car is in the middle of the road blocking the drive through the parking lot. Please move it immediately. It is dark gray in color. Thanks!

 

Janet

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then my colleague comes from a break and I ask him if he owns a Nissan Maxima, he goes NO.. then I tell him.. Maan some crackhead had parked it in the drive through and his sh!t is blocking the building’s parking lot.. :D

 

right after I told him that we receive this email….

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FROM: Roberts, Janet

TO: ALL

SUBJECT: (RE) Nissan Sentra

TIME SENT: 5/4/2004 9:48:48 AM

 

A Towing truck has been dispatched the Nissan MAXIMA will be towed shortly.

 

Janet

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And my colleague asks me.. Hashim I thought I saw you driving a Nissan Maxima this morning....

“I laughed out :D and said… yeah.. that piece of sh!t belongs to my brother.. I just borrowed it toda… :eek: (ooh sh!t.. that’s my car.. ) and just like in that scene in “Barber Shop 2”.. I jump off my desk and run towards the parking lot just in time before my brother’s crappy car gets towed away lool :D turned out the hand breaks were not working and the car rolled out of its parking lot to block the entrance.. so I park it and secure the tires to a rock and come back to my desk and guess what..

 

I received some 50 emails saying “ What kind of crack are you on Hashim”?? lol

 

 

The moral of the story… Don’t smoke crack and work full time when you are having finals :D:D

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lool..darman,i thought u quit by now, didn't i warn u...this is what crack does to u. :D

forgetting the name of the car u are driving=another sideaffect of smoking crack.

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PhiL   

Notice how Hashim sounds kinda similar to Hashiish..coiencidence *spellcheck* or what?

I'm only teasing..Hashim's a great name... really...truly...it...is ;)

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Rokko   

Darman, I told ya that was the shidh man.. and am amazed you drove all the way to work undamaged hopefully not in reverse though...LOL.

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Waraa darman I thought you was in a rehab program, they let you out early..You better check back in lol..Tell them is getting worse.

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Jaabir   

Angel EYE,,, I know… that shit you sold me was wicked.. why would you do that to me?

 

Phil.. I like your name too brah :D

 

Mobdeep and the rest.. ya all don’t take this sh!t seriouse now.. I did some crack.. but that was many years ago.. I am a clean man now :D:D:D

 

Just remembered something.. Moti. Your real name is Moti damn it.. so why you up in my case besides…. whats wrong with revealing my real name?? I am not hiding from no FBI or CIA ;)

 

Seriously though,, this chick who works with me who is a real hard worker suddenly disappeared.. I thought she quit or something.. 2 months later she came back to work.. I asked her where the hell she’s been.. she looks over to her right and left and whispers.. “I was in rehab” !!! I freaked out walaahi.. I asked her.. recovering from what?, whispers again “I was recovering from crack cocaine ”!!! I shook my head and walked away.... I never thought she was crackhead.. and she never looked like one.. Yaab ai igu dishay walaahi…

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Iffah   

:D @ Darman. The secret is out now eh?

 

-- Finds it amusing that the nomads are more concerned about you revealing your real name to us instead offering support and helping you (poor soul) overcome your deadly addiction icon_razz.gif

 

Disappointed @ you all ...

 

*shaking her head*

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I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

 

 

Where u singing this on ur way to work??????

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A7LA-SHU   

hmmmmmmmm Hashim.. now i know why lol... but i really hope u ain't hooked on that ish.. coz u are too good for any of dat ish...

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