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The Three Stooges of Pirate-land Are At It Again With Their Empty Threat Against Somaliland.

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Hello Folks,

Like days follow nights, the usual cowardly ninnies of pirate-land and their "three infamous stooges" (who pass themselves off as a minsters in that "sea-thieving-outfit") are at it again with their wretched and tendentious empty threat against Somaliland. And they seems to be at it as if the last bogus one they have issued previously was any less credible than this fresh one.

Pity, doesn't even come close to define the cowardly conduct of this outfit. And it's a political outfit which is long on "empty threats" and short of any kind of a "manly honors" in which on the basis of it, one can act on one's endless empty threats against others, once and for all.

Anyway, have a look at the sight of these "cowardly non-entities" and their sorry hides in front of a mere television. In particularly, as if their bravado (or braggadocio) will be of any help to them when it comes to tussling against others, like Somaliland, who in turn are determined that come high-water or hell that every inch of land of Sool region will sooner or later be in her hands.

Although to be fair in here to Somaliland, we are already there almost given that we currently control close to 90% of the said territories in our hands. And the remaining 10% or so of the land-mass of this region will be "won-over", either by "open-frontal-hostility" or by a "forward-movement-of-attrition" of our army in due course.

They can take that to the bank for safe-keeping. For we shall honor it in full as our "political promise" to this cowardly outfit to our east. 

 

 

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Horta Maamulka Garowe iyo maalmaha barakaysan ee Muslimka isku beegay? Halka dadka kale cibaadaystaan oo soomanyihiin ayagu kolka ay maalimo khayrbadan so dhawyiin ayuunbay iska hadlaan. Dumarka iyo caruurta deegaanka ku agdhaw ayuunbay ciidoodii iyo farxadii ay ku ciidi lahaayeen seejiyeen. Tukaraq soo hawaysan maayaan taa waa caday.

Mida kale, websiteyadda maamulka MJteeniya ayuunba faafiya wararka Tukaraq, intooda badan waa been iyo war aan sal iyo raad toona lahayn. 

Websiteyadda maamulka MJteenya ayaa ku wareeray Tukaraq. Ayaga ayuunba laga hela warar is burinaaya, been iyo khurufaad.

 

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Suldaanka,

Nimankan Pirates-ka ah ee "hadh-ka-cararkooda" lagu yaqaano waxa isugu darsamey faan iyo fuleynimo aan xad-xidha laheyn.

Sababta oo ah, ilaa iyo bishii January ee sanadkan ayey soo dhaaranayeen oo ay bil walba soo dirayeen hanjabaad afka-baarkiisa ah, iyaka oo aan awoodin in ay Tukaraq Somaliland ka qaadaan. Haba kuu dambeyso in ay gobolka Sool dib u hantaan oo ay ka qaadaan Somaliland.

Waxa u roonaan laheyd in ay iska aamusaan, mar hadey sidan u yihiin "fuley-is-urursatey" oo waxna iska celin karin afka-na ka hadashada, habeen-iyo-maalin.

Waligey niman reerkan Pirates-ka ah ka aqli-foorara ma arag oo ka itaal liita oo hadana afka ka nool ah.

Waase tii horey loo yidhi, "Soomaalidu waa been sheegtaa laakiin been ma maah-maahdo". Sababta oo ah hadii aad dhageysato, Maah-maahaha Soomaalida, gaar ahaan kuwa reerkan toos u khuseeya, waxa kuu soo bixi in ay fuleynimadda "hido-raac" u leeyihiin.

Taas biyo-kama-dhibcaanka ah ayaa kaaga soo baxaysa maah-maahahaas Soomaalida haddii aad daristo.

Hase-ahaatee, hadal wuxuu ku dhan yahay, Tukaraq, Somaliland ayaa xukunta. Afka oo laga hadlana oo waliba laga soo ciyo Garoowe waxba kuugu "xoreysmi" maayaan.

Markaa afkood u furan iyo in ay wixii ay doonaan ku hadaaqaan. Anikuna haddaanu Somaliland nahay dhulka ayaanu ka talin, iyakuna laydha hawada afkooda ha ka dhargiyaan. 

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If Social media is any measure, this latest outburts from Garowe has fallen flat on its head. Even the shameless Shiine Culey has let this pass. He understand it is now become an audience loosing exercise on Social media.

The funniest thing is the one of the 3 Stooges is trying to so hard to be taken seriously this time by swearing like school kid. I couldn't stop laughing. It just shows that, they themselves do not take themselves serously. :D

The other funny thing is, he said that the 3 stooges were missing from the air-waves was due to "tactical maneuver". ahahaha They are fighting their shadows indeed. 

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21 hours ago, Suldaanka said:

The other funny thing is, he said that the 3 stooges were missing from the air-waves was due to "tactical maneuver". ahahaha They are fighting their shadows indeed.

Suldaanka,...:D 

They really should try the stand-up-routine comedy circuits. They seems to have a real "panache" for it. And indeed, they are hilarious (in a tragic sort of a way) with their boastfulness and their endless bravado....:P

However, it must be humiliating to be this kind of butt of joke in every corner of the Somali peninsula given that like a certain "Baghdad Bob" (of the old Iraq under the last days of Saddam Hussein) their current-day-job is to actually deny vehemently the most glaringly or the most blindingly obvious without blushing at all by the sheer embarrassment of it all.

And at the same time to try to come across as if Pirate-land is in any position at all to take Tukaraq against Somaliland by force of arms.

What pitiful sight these "three stooges" makes for all of us to have a belly-full of a laughter at their expense, indeed...:P 

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Hello Folks,

It seems that Somaliland have decided to respond in way that is so "fitting" to these "three stooges" and their endless rigmarole of a "cheap and empty threats". And that is to say we are more than capable of crushing you, were you to be so foolhardy enough to start hostilities in any where near Tukaraq against Somaliland.

And, moreover, just like last time around, in which you actually have ran-away from your "teeming-dead-ones" due to your "yellow-belly-cowardliness" of it all, we are more than ready to "re-teach" you that same "unforgettable lesson", just in case you so much start a "shooting game" against us in that region in question.

Lets hope these "three stooges" and whoever else who put them up to talk this silly way on the air-waves, unceasingly, will be take this "démarche" from Somaliland to heart. And will act accordingly, indeed.

 

  

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^^^^Barwaaqo,

Indeed, good on them to show that whatever "political competition" in which as the largest opposition party of the country they may have with the ruling and elected government of the country as well as its party, at least when it comes to national defense of the "realm", they are in one with the government.

And that is as it how it should be. Or as one American's Senator once said it (long before the Trump's era of everything being partisan politics came to being) that the differences between Democrats and Republicans ends at "waters-edge" of the continental USA.

Hence, in the case of Somaliland, the difference between Kulmiye and Wadani, ought to end where conceit of the "political ninnies" of Pirate-land comes into the discussion.

Consequently, the only "notable differences" (even if it should exist at all) ought to be which of them has the "endless fortitude" to keep chasing these "cowardly ninnies" from pillar to post and back again without actually needing to even have so much of a day of rest from such "national duty" (as it were).    

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Hello Folks,

Here is the chief Mafiosi of the pirate-land's outfit, missing his daily medication, and then ending up slurring all manner of "slander" against Somaliland, along the line of saying that we in Somaliland are in "cahoot" with the likes of Al-Shabaab and Daacish (to boot) of this world.

And saying so in public today to his people after Eid's prayer, with nothing less than a straight face on his part.

Consequently, someone should start "paging", incessantly, that "local psychiatric hospital" in Up-State New-York, which is where he seemed to have "eloped" from it by way of "jumping-off-the-wall" before he decided to join in with carnival-like politics of Somalia. And say to them that we have a "crisis" in our hands due to one of their formerly and "on-the-run" patient who seems to have run out of his daily medication.

And then wonder aloud with them as to whether their abiding "Hippocratic oath" could persuade them to care for a patient who is on the run from their facility so as to be able to still "prescribe" his medication for him, even if it's through the distance in which Up-State New-York is to Garowe of Pirate-land. And then do so without actually examining him in their facility. 

This is what those who care for him need to do now rather urgently. In any case, lets listen to him talking rather tragically whilst he is out of his head or he is off his rocker (as it were).

 

 

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Puntland is planning something, but I don't know when. I don't think the ministers would have resumed their press briefings unless something is brewing again. The UN, AU and EU were all in Puntland and that was the reason the press briefings stopped, to give peace a chance, but I am sensing a decision has been made by Puntland to start the fighting again. Why did the negotiations fail? I think it has something to do with Puntland moving the goal post and demanding that Somaliland leave Lasanood as well.  All indications are  Puntland rejected all negotiations. 

Me thinks we should wait and see what happens in the next few weeks.

 

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Cabdilahi yusuf yey habaarqabihi mudug begged  cigaal to be his deputy. Tuute muuse  put a military uniform on just to deceive the garaad clan. After the milky town  was lost. Faroole said he is willing to join Somaliland when he got frustrated with the Mogadishu folks. And cabdi cawar empty threats  how many wars did  this cabdi cawar fought in. Muse is going to eat him alive and spit him out. Remember when muse said   on 18 May abaayashin iyo awoowayaashiin kuwi eryadey waa anaga...bal wataase xabad  rida.

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