WOMEN,

[SCOOP LOVER]

Women

 

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you aren't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If

she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If

you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If

you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If

you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she

is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If

you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to

talk

 

In short:

 

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So damning, yet so wonderful.....WOMEN!

[SuNsHyNe]

I have to agree with you here Scoop Lover!!

Remember not all women are like that!!

[LadyMo]

Very well done.

 

I completely agree women are here to hate u and to love you. Make u feel good and make u feel bad.

 

U see we're even wheneva sumthin bad happens sumthin good will follow!

 

Wats better than that?

[Senora]

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

Ohh I'm just like that............gosh i really need to work on my insecurities :confused: :confused:

[iman55]

i agree with.